Heads22

The notion of a stolen base here would be just fantastic.

Someone get that man a beer. And then another.

Rios hands don't bother me as much as his crouch, but, I digress. They both do.

Orioles tie up Cleveland.

The universe is beginning to collapse upon itself.

Big frickin' deal. Verlander is a righthander. Call me when he hits a lefty.

This may be an opportunity for the universe to collapse upon itself.

The Positive Karma of Doug Davis, apparently.

Yay! Baseball!

Alrighty Juan, let's get that runner in.

A merciful end to the no hitter jokes.

I realize the importance has dwindled.....but who do we think takes it this year? Bachmann? Romney? The better question is....when I wander over there....will I be able to secure some free Godfathers pizza from the Cain campaign?

hello

QUOTE (FlySox87 @ Jul 11, 2011 -> 08:29 PM) Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Some of you (i.e. StrangeSox) are acting like I'd disown the kid and have his image erased from the family photographs, Stalin style. And I never said that. I just want my kids to go on dates with girls, I want to meet his female fiance some day and I want a normal family experience. Having a gay kid would be a big adjustment and I don't want that. And I'd be really sad for a while. I'd probably accept it sooner or later, but it'd always eat away at me like Jordan said. Here's a sort of random question, Strange Sox. Say I was a priest in a gay marriage state like Massachusetts. If my interpretation of my religion said marriage was between a man and a woman only, what would happen if a gay couple came to me to be wed? Am I obligated to do it? Just curious. And Heads, no, I do not have kids. Not yet, at least. I don't have kids either, but I'm going to guess things change once you have one.

We need to have more fun around here. I miss the good ol days.

FlySox, do you have a kid?

Too excited to see Royce White. He's at 271 with 10% body fat at the moment I guess. Yet to hear one bad thing about him in Ames.

this is just f***ing painful

I wonder how big that man's house is....

I'm pretty sure this is the team that we thought we had this Spring that has made the all too rare appearance this inning.

Eat Donkey s***.

that sucked.

Q, showing off one of his abilities.

Maybe he can do some sort of All-Star thing here.

For the love of God, don't suck here.