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The White Sox will trade Lucas Giolito to the New York Meta for Max Scherzer. Then they’ll trade Gavin Sheets for Juan Soto from the Nationals but they don’t stop there as they also acquire Josh Bell for Leury Garcia. They also trade for Wilson Contreras, giving the Cubs some guy who likes to jerk off in his car. After this they trade Jimmy Lambert for Frankie Montas. Of course, we also get bullpen help by trading Kath for Josh Hader. Anderson Robert Soto Abreu Bell Vaughn / Eloy Contreras Moncada Pollock Scherzer, Cease, Lynn, Cueto, Montas Hendricks, Hader, Graveman, Kopech, Lopez, Other shit. Hell yes.

The 2022 Chicago “Is it tomorrow yet” White Sox!

Off days suck.

The Las Vegas Green Rays.

How many times have the canaries let a tune go before dawn in the winter time when it’s sunny?

Fucked if I know - I wanted Schwarber and Escobar.

Hey look! A great team getting better - shocking.

I’ll be nice and say, ”Is it ever going to happen?” Introducing your 2022 Chicago “Is it ever gonna happen” White Sox!!!

Won’t matter since we’re gonna win the division.

At least something good happened today.

Pretty convinced if Engle is playing instead of Leury… we win. Fucking Graveman and Kelly - horrible time for them to be hurt and failing with Hendricks on the rocks. Dag Gum-It.

You promised to go be a Cubs fan long ago.

Pathetic.

Barf. I believe that is the second time they’ve lost the game after leading past the 8th. Before this I think I recall a stat which said they’d been 29-1 previously. Didn’t sound right when they showed it but I remember they did a couple days ago.

Good one boys.

What’s Katz writing down on his clipboard? “Graveman has nothing”?

Every Rockies hitter should become a two strike hitter now.

Good God Graveman.

Pretty hard when it’s four strikes and you’re out at the old ball game.

WHAT THE FUCK

Zavala.

Fuck that. With Graveman starting off 3 and 0 maybe you’ll get your damned wish.

What’s Timmy saying there? “Sure wasn’t expecting a hanging change up there.”

Leury Garcia, you Sir… are a failure.

Mas runos por favor. Garcia, I’m looking at you… and for the love of God, can you pinch hit Eloy and fix the outfield defense Tony?