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Cleveland is playing Arizona and Minnesota… Detroit. We need to sweep this series.

Better than what we have right now.

I figure he wants another first base / DH type.

Did he say something about winning?

He’s catcher in the bullpen was running late when they played the Dodgers in LA… he told me to come down and catch him. ?

Totally batshit crazy that we’re only 2 out of first and 2.5 back of a wild card spot. Insane holy crap nuclear bombs are dropping run for the cellar type of crazy.

Hasn’t this been a thing all week?

Yay.

Hey, look Mom… these home run things are cool.

Fucking Hendricks is up. What the hell?

This is so bizarre.

By Wednesday the following will happen: 1.) We will be one game out of first place. 2.) We will have acquired a starting pitcher. 3.) We will have acquired two relief pitchers. 4.) We will have acquired a left handed hitting right fielder. 5.) Everyone on Soxtalk will completely lose their collective minds as our prospects are all gone.

I feel ya Ben.

It’s batshit crazy.

Rosie won’t let me get to know him at all… she’s kind of possessive.

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Who is Mike Hawk? ?

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Imagine how much worse it would be without our best players who are still on the field. Maybe you’re right - maybe they’d actually get better. ?

This seriously is the season from hell and we’re only 3 games out of first place while holding a sub 500 record. Fucking insane.

We certainly would suffer but at least there would be the joy of watching LaRussa get fucked in the ass every night by each opponent that rolled into town.

It would be priceless to see this team gutted now and then watch LaRussa have to suffer through even more hell all season.

See ball. Hit ball far.

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