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No no no no no

Holy schitz! ?

Has to be worth at least 43 cents.

Earn some of your coin Leury.

Huge.

Where’s our 8 to 5 triple play?

Lucas ?‍♂️

shit bag umpire blows.

We will win this game.

Yup… I think his power will come around over time and we’ll see his approach change.

Ya don’t say?

Or he could still be getting his swing and timing down?

Now I’ll take a bomb.

So much for that. I like this Diaz kid from the Rockies.

First one here for Abreu. Let’s go.

Let’s hit another three homers or more today boys

Because he’s already in the dugout… trouble standing up without getting dizzy or something… but oh well… Guess we’ll just not really talk about it and see how things go.

If one through six isn’t doing it today then I have little hope for the bottom three. ?

Fucking Leury.

Considering they’re averaging 4.5 runs per game… um… often. Also considering the opposing pitcher has a WHIP of almost 2…. And odds coming into play were even money on 11 runs total… I’d say a 3 run lead in the third isn’t that safe.

Hot take.

Did Giolito suddenly remember how to pitch?

Can we please stop talking about He Who Shall Not Be Named?

Yea that’s the one with a Frank Thomas cameo that I was confusing Mr. 3000 for.

Doh - what a play.