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As stated October 29th, 2020.

Brace yourself, they’re hiring none other than Tony LaRussa.

I thought it was Prince Fielder’s wife but I could be wrong. He did something dirty in Detroit, that’s for sure.

I thought we didn’t want 39 year old dudes.

Hall of Fame List worthy.

“We may or may not have opportunities in the market to improve our chances at sustained success and while we will not confirm nor deny any specific targets we will exhaust possibilities along the lines of free agency, trade potentials, and other creative directions should they arise. That is not to say that, ideally, we wouldn’t expect for long term fits to be the ultimate goal and with that in mind we may consider what many would refer to as short term additions… not dissimilar to what you saw last year in our addition of Lance Lynn who, ultimately, ended up checking both of those boxes over the short course of time. With all of this in mind you may want to follow along in the coming weeks or months as our initial moves should speak volumes to what our plans are for the upcoming season in which we fully expect to play deep into the year for the third consecutive course.”

Exactly.

Because oranges are purple and potatoes belong orbiting Jupiter.

Double plus good.

Sorry - meant Marte in RF not left. Grandal is fine.

“It isn’t under these conditions, ideally, that we are having this discussion, which of course, we would have liked to occur at the conclusion of a successful World Series Championship… however, we stand here today knowing that, ideally our window has not only been declared as open, but from an operational point of view we would, having our druthers, mean that a preview to our fans of sustained success can be recognized. When we set out on this path, ideally we were looking not for a single successful season but rather, multiple championships and we still feel we are along that path when reading the tea leaves. We want to acknowledge the work this club did, acknowledge Tony and his… lead…. His… grea… his great leadership that Jerry is certainly… proud of… and we want to acknowledge the great support of all our amazing fans… while still most importantly acknowledging that we have more work to do. Now, we look towards the ultimate goal of bringing a Championship to our great fans and we will continue moving on towards, ideally, reaching that goal in 2022, while still, making moves that set us up for also sustained success, the fruits of which, we are beginning to taste, which while we are pleased have been somewhat seen with the results on the field we all saw, the way the season ended did leave a bad taste in our mouth, and ideally we will see this adversity with a response which, ideally acts as motivation to return to the post season in short order while also, ideally, presenting itself with our desired goal. Until then our work is unfinished and ideally we sit here today better positioned to continue forward along the successful path we entered in upon a short time ago.”

Castellaons for DH, Starling Marte for LF, Vaughn traded for young starting pitcher?

Comparing results from hitting against the Dodgers pitching staff vs the BitchAsstros seems silly.

Daryll Boston the scumbag survives yet again. Darn.

Wait for 6 months to see what happens with sporadic insights at infrequent intervals is now the way.

Consider who you’re speaking to.

It wasn’t odd to me while the playoffs were still occurring but now that we still haven’t heard of one even being scheduled - it’s very strange.

I’m sure Gio is fine now since he was at game 6 last night.

Let it go man.

I do not understand… why are they showing the Braves and talking to all their players? Clearly, it would be much more enjoyable for the FOX viewers to see only footage of the dejected assBlows. They should go ask Correa and Alboove about cheating.

Public Service Announcement: Die b**** AssHoes

AAA backup. Make it another spring training competition. If Zach shows improvement he gets the backup spot until the deadline with Zeby in Charlotte or viscera. The Sox will hopefully do better than my poop ideas. Usually I’m pretty opinionated about and dive deep into off-season options… hasn’t happened this year yet.

Zavala until we trade at the deadline for a defensive backup catcher and TOR starter.

Can I haz $40,000?

Okey dokie - I’ll trust you more than myself. There goes that hairball idea since it would be stupid to try putting Moncada back at second. Guess we’ll have to trade for Madrigal instead.