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You really don’t think he could handle second base? I do.

Here’s a hairball idea that I haven’t seen thrown around yet… Sign Kyle Segar to play second Conforto to play right Decline Kimbrel Trade Dallas in a salary dump Outlook: Starting pitchers Giolito Lynn Cease Kopech Rodon ( if QO is accepted ) Lopez / + Depth FA signing Lineup: SS - Anderson RF - Conforto 1B - Abreu CF - Robert LF - Eloy 2B - Segar 3B - Moncada DH - Vaughn / Sheets

Romy is not our homie.

Welcome to Soxtalk

I still don’t understand the NFT craze and it makes me feel old.

Fucking assholes.

Hall of Fame List.

Guess the bitchasstros can’t hear any trash can bangs over the crowd in Atlanta.

Sweet neglect wins for once!!!

Maybe we could trade Nick Madrigal for him… oh… wait…

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I once rented a corvette stingray in St. Petersburg. It’s impossible to drive those types of cars at a reasonable speed. Got a ticket going 87 in a either 65 or 70 zone. Never paid it since I live in California and was a young idiot. Probably have a warrant there. ?

Yea - maybe that guy can buy me a baseball team.

Maybe if I ask really nice… he’ll buy me a pony.

His 2 million dollar bet as an “investment” allowed him to generate at least 5 million in net profit. Also, he can write the loss off and save about 600k on his taxes. Mattress Mack can’t lose. The Lastros can… today. b**** ass cheating lying fucking honkie-donk losers.

1 down… 87 to go. He’s doomed.

Great point. Losers.

Justice will be served by the entirety of the baseball players over time if their collective might doesn’t allow this damn franchise another World Series title in the next century. F.U.C.K. T.H.E. A.S.T.R.O.S.

Can I have Nick Madrigal, please?

He put down 2 million, I believe and his bet generated enough publicity for him to sell 18 million in mattresses. If he wins, he pays the bill on the mattress purchases. If he loses, he’s out his 2 million dollar bet but keeps the revenue from the sales… say a 30% margin and you’re looking at around 5.5 million. Even if he loses this bet - he still will be up about 3 million dollars. Poor guy.

What is it you’re expecting next summer?

I hope the Blastros don’t win another game this year.

Good.

What are the Asshoes throwing out there… Grenke?

Drop the mic Passan.