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I have come to a conclusion… our dicks suck.

Come on consistent reliable dick. Get it going.

Wrong

Give ‘em hell old blue dick.

Let’s go suave flashy dick… only need 3 to tie it now. ?

Mighty little dick just hit someone in the dick.

LaRussa looks like he’s going to fall on his face wobbling around in the dugout but at least he’s happy his boy mighty little dick is now in the game.

Arguing that a strike wasn’t a strike nonetheless.

He should be nicknamed drunk sleepy dick.

Come on unfaithfuldick, change the game.

Come on wackadick - do something… anything other than… well…

That’s a big dick start.

Sarcasm meter broken?

Hey… look… a team that’s playing well is getting better. Shocking.

We only need 5 runs here guys. That’s all. ?

If he was I never met her. ?

Ah yes now I recall. In another lifetime I worked with that band before and after they were signed to a label. Probably have seen them live at least 50 times and have been on their tour bus. I was also Rob Zombie’s handler for three Ozzfest dates one year. ?

Presenting Your 2022 Chicago “HORSESHIT” White Sox!

How does System of a Down have anything to do with this? ?

Hysterical.

Have fun with A River Runs Through It or The Bridges of Madison County.

Watching this horse shit makes me want them to just pull a white flag 2.0 and clean house. Follow up with canning everyone on your staff this off-season.

This also is not conducive to winning.

Let’s go.

That is not conducive towards scoring runs Eloy. Score. Runs.