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No.

How daaaaaare you?

The default Soxtalk text color should be green. ? OG.

The gall.

How dare you?

Do it @Colome's Hat.

I would absolutely love beating the piss out of the Trashtros to advance to the ALCS. There aren’t many things I would hate more than losing to the Trashtros.

He’s this years Carlos Sanchez.

Yes… as an unofficial official cheerleader?

I remember sitting in right field during the 2005 ALCS at the Angles. Had my face painted black and white down the middle. Some moron in a tye-dye Phish shirt started drunkly cussing at me and climbing seats to come get in my face. All I had been doing was being excited that we had taken a lead late in the game. My response to him was something along these lines, “calm down Jerry Garcia. There’s kids around and this is a baseball game. Stop cussing and stay where you are.” Everyone around were Angles fans ( of course ) and they all blasted him, “yea - calm down dude - there’s kids everywhere. It’s just a game.” About a dozen people in the rows he was trying to climb through held this genius while others got security. He was taken away by them and thrown out of the game. All the Angles fans around were telling me that I did a great job staying cool and focusing on the kids who were there… and when we won that game everyone congratulated our win, many saying “hope you go on to win the World Series.” Angles fans are good people. The people around even stated also addressing him as “Jerry Garcia” during the altercation. ?

So dumb.

I still salivate about seeing this lineup daily: 1.) SS - Anderson 2.) CF - Robert 3.) 1B - Abreu 4.) LF - Eloy 5.) C - Grandal 6.) 3B - Moncada 7.) DH - Vaughn 8.) RF - Engle / 9.) 2B - Hernandez 8.) 2B - Hernandez / 9.) RF - The Billy

Considering the statements Miss. Hill has made I doubt the DA will file any charges.

Of course. Still bonkers.

Do Lopez!! Ooh - oh - ooh! Do Lopez!!!

Cease’s Hat

Whomp whomp whomp.

Probably felt good to him. Been a looong time.

This is your daily reminder that you need a new username. ?

It shall not be removed all week.

A’righ… finally can let her rip: SUCK IT CUBS!!!

There shall be no turning back.

And when they will I will not be taking this shirt off until they lose… which will make showering difficult. ?

I’m wearing my favorite Sox shirt today. A win is ensured.

If Craig doesn’t turn it around… I hereby declare that a new culinary item should be offered at all home games next season: A burnt hotdog smothered in dark red ketchup housed in a dumpster brimming with flame decorations. It shall be called The Kimbrel Dumpster Dog.