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The SLAM forum used to have a sub-forum called “The Filibuster” and it got so spicy, it was shut down. Since then political topics have been somewhat of a taboo. You were around back then, I’m pretty sure… so this is a useless post… just like all of my other posts. So, nothing new… excuse me and carry on.

Portland

Are we there yet?

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 TLDR… and you apparently didn’t read the initial post in this thread, either. ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ ( Joke aside, I enjoyed reading that and wish I had a shred of your optimism. Carry on good Sur. )

At some point I figured out the rate of return on a $100 bet placed at the beginning of their historic losing streak, with winnings compounded… It was something like 2.7 million dollars.😆

Hell yes… we’re crushing it and seem to be setup to pick up where we left off! Time to start putting cash down on the Sox to lose every game. 😆

God damn… you know you’re getting old when a players Dad looks like a “kid” to you.

This one has been on his radar for years.

Don’t put melted peanut butter on mashed potatoes anymore. Thank you.

Thank you for your intriguing contribution, Forbes.

Submission accepted, due to the almighty Campfire Milkshake being referenced.

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Exception granted in light of self awareness. Carry on. 🦍💨

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You have won. Congratulations. Arrive at Gate 4 three hours prior to first pitch during a home game of your choice. Ask any member of the security staff for Rita. Once Rita arrives, be sure to recite the Gettysburg Address and then promptly make loud noises as if you are a stallion. Get down on all fours and pat your back before screaming aloud, “Ride me to yer thee destiny me Lady!” You will then instantly transform into an alarm clock which will be placed in the home players club house. From there, you’ll have a front row seat to enjoy a very unique vantage point for a game. One which no other fan has ever experienced. Congratulations, once more. Should you have any recommendations for modifications to your prize, feel free to submit a formal request to Max the Dog.

I haven’t thought of or heard that name spoken for months. What a glorious blessing.

I was talking to some dude perched way up in the suites at 31st & Wentworth. Ages ago, Ozzie Guillen plopped him up there on the highest ledge, and no one’s ever managed to stretch far enough to pull him back down.

Post of the season winner. Close the books folks, it’s in the bag.

I’m firmly in the “break the record again” camp. Our guy Jerry doesn’t deserve a god damned thing. Once the teams sold, I’ll start rooting for them to win again.

As a community, let’s put forth a collective roster of things to keep our eyes on. This thread was inspired by someone mention of Shane Smith in today’s game thread… so we’ll begin there. I’m looking forward to seeing how he fairs with our team. Being that he’s a Rule 5 pickup, dude is destined for Chicago. It will be cool to track his journey with Banister and Katz, I will not be surprised if he winds up in our rotation. Within this thread, please limit any “Thing to be Excited About” item to one per person. Since there are likely very few options, having a limit will allow for others to join in on “the fun.” Oh joy… so much fun!

He’s on my “2025 Things to be Excited About List”. To be sure, it is a short fucking list.

I forgot that we have Narvaez back in the fold. He’ll provide some quality modeling for the younger catchers and some MLB depth incase we have an apocalypse.

Gee, thanks.