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Jenks? All-Star? Seriously? I guess maybe if we erased everything that happened before June when he pulled his head out of his ass, then yeah.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jun 19, 2010 -> 12:55 AM) He can't be too much worse than Teahen. Or Wilson Betemit

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:21 PM) I hate when someone uses something of yours that you've had for a while and it breaks. The person always says "it just stopped working." And you know it's because they broke it due to mishandling. She is basically saying that, she doesn't get it at all. She said "I haven't watched Twilight since Sunday and I turned it off then!" My reply was something to the effect of "look, you f***ing dumbass, if you beat a man over the head with an aluminum bat and he goes to the hospital and dies 4 days later, are you gonna be like oh, but I didn't hit him in the skull since sunday and he was alive then! No, you would not."

Glenn Beck is kind of like a giant logical fallacy rolling down a slippery slope.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 12:19 AM) Hah, still reading that book, aren't you? I love that book. That is in like the first chapter though.

Helen Keller was a socialist too. Actually a USSR apologist. It's funny, because every kid grows up learning how she learned to write and went to college but after that it just stops and we know nothing of her adult life.

I thought this thread was a joke too. I'm not going to pile on though.

I didn't know Orwell was a socialist, that's kind of ironic considering 1984 was used as anti-Soviet propaganda.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 10:42 PM) I hope she thought it was a toaster oven. Otherwise, I have no idea why she would've been touching it. It was one of the original models from 2005, before the hardware changes. It fought valiantly for nearly 4 years. It was fine for the whole time that *I* was using it but recently she's been watching Twilight every night, and falling asleep on it and leaving it on all night. I've told her multiple times not to do this, and why. Well now she knows. On the bright side, it's an excuse to get a newer one.

I think my wife killed my Xbox. Nice.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:43 PM) sure, but they would need some sort of control over internet providers, large internet companies, search engines, traffic on private systems, ect. they would need to be involved in a whole lot of stuff. Right, so... s***can this idea.

Is it even possible to "take over" the Internet like that?

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 12:33 PM) So, after demanding that Obama commandeer boats from private owners, Bachmann is back to whining about Big Government and "redistribution of wealth." Yes, that wealth is and should be redistributed to those harmed by BP's massive f***ups, you moron. Well no s*** it's a redistribution of wealth... if I bust the windows out of your car and I am responsible for the costs to repair it, I'm "redistributing" my "wealth" back to you because I f***ed up your windshield and it's my fault. I wonder who is responsible for reminding her to breathe?

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 11:41 AM) ZOMG! People questioning Jesus II! Oh the humanity! I know you think Obama is the greatest thing ever, but he doesn't (and shouldn't) be putting himself in that kind of a position. It's ridiculous. We have this thing called a court system that already plays a role in what he's proposing and has for quite some time. FYI, this is one of those intentionally annoying over-the-top posts that's specifically written as an "I will not do this" example in the "You must read" thread. I saw that you were not pleased with the responses you got to this post. That's why. I'm not saying this post is suspension-worthy, but there is a right way to post and a wrong way to post.

QUOTE (Real @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 09:38 PM) some of the posts in here

I wouldn't want to be an Indian at the time when whites landed on this continent... not so much because of the wars (although those don't help at all), but because smallpox wiped out 90% of them. That's every bit as terrifying as the Plague in Europe.

It matters a lot. His OBP is only flirting with .300 when we were counting on it being a lot closer to .400

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 09:16 PM) is the old lady okay with that? I e-mailed it to her at work and she replied with this: "si vous me recevez mouillé" (Google translate is your friend)

QUOTE (CrimsonWeltall @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 09:43 PM) Kap is correct. She's just saying that it's vital that Harry Reid be defeated in the election. If he is re-elected, THEN we'll be forced to rise up and murder him. Voting for her is the only way to save Reid's life. It's really a very compassionate statement.

I've been randomly writing "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" on women's facebook walls.

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 03:44 PM) I'm not a scientist or an engineer, so I'm not sure what specific things he can/should do. But unless you're suggesting that he's no longer needed, there's SOMETHING he could be doing, like speaking to BP about his (our) concerns for longer than 20 minutes. In that 20 minute meeting, apparently he got BP to agree to provide a $20 billion escrow account... is that insignificant?

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 08:57 AM) Probably not a bad time, Keith. I dunno though...I think the iPad has exceeded even the most optimistic projections...the stock just may not be done rising yet... That's what I thought last time but it didn't really happen.The stock was climbing steadily when I bought it, then kept going up quickly, then plateaued, then went up and down, a couple of times below what I bought it for. Right now it's back in a steady climb because of the iphone. A couple of weeks after the ipad launched it just kind of sat there for weeks. So I figure if I time this right I can make about $300... not bad for 5 shares.

It wasn't a game, it was a snuff film. I started really going in on some of the phony fans tonight and calling them out directly, I have a couple of people heated and ready to defriend me right now. They'll come around when they remember that most of them are technically Bulls fans...

Go with mutual funds, stocks are dangerous for everyday people to be playing with for anything more than a hobby.

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