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Eloy mashed that. Damn.

I could do what half these hitters are doing at the plate

Hell of a start for Crochet. Super encouraging.

Bottom of the zone isn't there

What the hell was that bounce at second? Luckily we have a good defender there now. Sheesh.

Skubal is basically all fastball right now. Change is hit or miss and his slider is bad. So of course we got nothin' so far.

That's a lot of zeroes in front of the decimal point

Danger spot against lefties for Crochet there. Missed his spot badly.

Crochet not looking super sharp. Hard contact and long counts.

Lol DeJong WAY safe on that. Regular season it'd be a quick overturn.

Maldonado looking awful behind the plate

Nothing to show for it but 16 pitches through 2 batters for KC's pitcher.

The WHITE SOX? That can't be right...

Crochet struggling a bit in his last inning

Hitters look pretty bad against Crochet so far

At least we got a top tier mustache back to replace Cease’s

Old friend Joe Kelly now pitching

I like annoying offense but I also like home runs

Not looking likely

I like this annoying White Sox offense. Hopefully we can piss other teams off like Minnesota and Cleveland have pissed us off for the last 20+ years.

Nevermind

Cannon looking alright

Burdick reminds me of Engel at the plate

Hit sky high pop ups I guess

Fletcher hits righties