QUOTE (soxwon @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:35 PM)
It has begun
And on the 21st day-a of the 4th month-a of the year 2008
Da Baseball Gods are joyous, they are besides themselves
All wrapped up in the Hysteria of Whitesoxmania
The Soxeth have been bequeethed, with the ability-a
Of a thousand rampant warriors, conquering what is left
of American-a baseball!!!!
Months ago Da Reverand-A, went up the mountain
and received his blessings from said Gods.
He was delivered to the US Cellular altar, and evoked
Da blessings of the Holiest of Holys of all Sports Gods.
Blessed are Da Men, whom comprise the 25 roster-a
For they have been shown, the vision-a, of their future.
A future, no player, no team, no sportswriter can deny them-a
For they, who was picketh for 3rd and forth places
shall reign supreme, all thru the springeth, and the hot summer
To fight and destroy, and overtake everything, that was once great
They will be known as the Greatest of All greats
in the 2008th year of this planet-a
The Crown will be ours-a, once again.
The northside pretenders, will have a good year-yes a
But will eventually fall to the futilty, that will engulf them
their new foreign born leader, will fall to injury in late summer
Our warriors of Da silva and Black, will overwhelm
All teams, and opponents including media opponents
Jay M will bow at their feet, and beg for forgivness-a
The City will erupt-a in late October
With a display, of heroics, fireworks, and glorious victory
All cumulating, in Da crowning of The New Champions.
So strap it down and hunker it up
As it has been written, in baseball heavens
The White Sox of 08, will begin dominance of America's game
Keep your heads up my flock, smile and walk with that swagger
as Nick, Jermaine, AJ, and Crede, will lead the team to victory
And ozzie will once again, be the leader of Baseballs Fearcest team-a
It has begun ......from Da Reverand 4/21/2008
hallelujah, now pass me a biscuit!-"