Paulie4Pres

That was a really good change.

Yep. He's just been hanging it up there all year.

Keuchel is probably throwing that many sinkers because his fastball is BP at this point. Terrible change got smoked there.

Christ. That was very close to being very bad.

Hah. OK then.

This guy blows.

That was a great job. He really is a phenomenal framer.

Gavin Sheets straight murders the ball. It's unreal.

Almost every business/organization has a mandatory 10 day quarantine period... So, no. I wouldn't say it knocked him out for 11 days. That's the soonest he could come back.... I know a couple vaccinated folks who had breakthrough cases, and they were "sick" for a day or two, tops. Basically, a mild cold.

Pretty strange to be a 19 year old senior in high school. Being a year older than everyone through high school is a pretty big advantage. Especially at his size. Can't argue with his hitting though.

Wow.

TLR really is just a useless twat.

He's safe. Terrible not challenging.

Seriously. He's becoming one of my favorite players. What he's done so far in LF is amazing.

Lance Lynn is, thankfully, a fucking warrior.

Why is Lynn still pitching? Is anyone up in the bullpen?

This has to be the correct answer. To be fair, his 2011 season was historically bad. It was so bad that I didn't even remember that he hit 41 and 34 HR the following two seasons. All I remember is that 2011 season and how bad he was.

TLR vindicated for Garcia in the 1 hole. Haha

Rodon is a fucking monster. Maybe not, but I thought it was fitting.

Grandal seriously walks, hits a HR, or strikes out every at bat. Lol

Get hot Abreu. Please.

Yermin is so strong. That was impressive.

This has to be schtick, right? You can't be this nonsensical.

Imagine believing that waving the white flag while up four games in a bad division, with the best rotation in baseball, was a good idea. Imagine this. Especially with Robert and Jimenez on schedule to return in August... Give your fucking head a shake.

TA. Ugh.