Chicago White Sox

It really is mind-boggling. Hopefully Grifol will eventually learn bullpen management, but he hasn’t hit the ground running in that area.

Anyone else a little worried about this signing? I know it’s the definition of early, but the dude has 1 %tile hard-hit and barrel rates and appears to have the upper body strength of a nine year old boy. Throw in some disappointing defense (SSS obviously) and he’s a tough one to get excited about. I mean, a .316 OBP and a .038 ISO (9th worst in baseball) isn’t going to play at any position let alone LF. Can’t believe my oldest son will be 13 and still watching our LF slap the ball into the dirt constantly instead of trying to elevate the ball.

Hahn spent a billion dollars on our bullpen and it still sucks a fat you know what. How he still has a job is beyond me.

Benintendi slaps one in!

I’d pay some money to see that arm wrestle battle

Benintendi needs to do like 1,000 push-ups for the next year or he’ll never clear double digit HRs.

Well that escalated quickly

Probably should have pinch hit for Romy over Burger

Fuckity f*** f*** f***

JFC this team can never get the job with a guy on third and less than two outs

For the love of god, please knock Sosa in!!

Holy s%*# a call went our way!?!

One of them better if the alternative is Grandal

If we manage to survive this half inning, does that mean Grandal is the guy at 2B for us in the 10th?

Halfway there!

Time to stop fucking and get a pair of runs.

Not my best predictions ?

Ok, now is the time to get two runs. Here is what I’m thinking: Robert double Sheets walk Vaughn three run jack Grandal single Burger K Colas K Romy K

Colas will hit 15 to 20…hopefully we can get five from Benintendi, although I have very little confidence in his ability to hit for power based on what I’ve seen so far.

Definitely worried that Elvis won’t last until the All-Star break and agree they need to give Sosa a legit shot at the everyday 2B job while Tim is out.

Dude needs to take some roids ASAP

Whoops…looks like Elvis has already exited the building

A run right now sure would be swell, especially with offensive stalwarts Elvis & Benintendi at bat.

Three would have been real nice there

These day games are killing me. Is Yoan hurt as well??