Chicago White Sox

First pitch groundball out! So awesome!

Exactly, awesome he was able to get out of that inning with no damage down, but what the fuck is Tony doing? Use your high paid relievers while there is still a chance to win instead of the lefty you chose to demote over Sousa.

Again, are Gravemen & Hendricks hurt or is Tony saving them for “later”?

Why can’t Graveman or Hendricks pitch today??

That was so fucking terrible and potentially costly

I mean we just had our most productive inning of the game and not a single ball left the infield in the air. These guys look like they’ve never seen a slider, they can’t elevate for shit, and have no idea what situational hitting is. It literally can’t get any worse, so might as well make a change.

Seriously, dude battled and kept us alive. It would be a shame to blow this game.

Menechino must be the most likeable human being ever as this offense should have cost him his job by now.

Fucking embarrassing…good god Luis

Hopefully this new stance pays off here

Tie ball game! Never doubt our groundball offense!

Vaughn needs to jack one right here. This team desperately needs something to revitalize this team and a Vaughn slam would do the trick. That being said, I’ll be content with a sac fly at this point.

Groundballs can get tricky which is why we love hitting them so much

Dickman with a nice take there! Time to score a run!!

That and failing to knock in guys from 3rd with less than two outs we’re best in class in!

Groundball city finally pays off!

How the fuck did he not beat that out?

Always fun starting off an inning with Leury & McGuire.

These fucks can’t hit a slider for shit

Get one here Jake

Fuck it…time to start drinking. If I’m going to spend Sunday watching this shit show I may as well have some drinks while doing so.

Save us MVPito…you’re our only hope!

Holy shit a dreaded lead-off walk!?!

Ball four base hit

Score some fucking runs please!