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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 02:13 PM) Pfft. If you think I am exposing my daughter to you... I guess it's better than exposing yourself to her...

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 12:15 PM) I'm done with my shopping except for the husband. Until more Championship merchandise comes out...

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 12:06 PM) Wow, good luck with that. I wouldnt be caught dead in that bulls***. :puke Last year I made the mistake of trying to grab something to eat down near the Mag Mile at Rock Bottom, just manuvering off the EL, and walking on the sidewalk almost drove me crazy. Considering the amount of money we've saved on our Christmas shopping over the years, it's not too bad. You just have to know what you are doing.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 11:02 AM) If you want to know all the "Black Friday" sales, this website is IT. http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/ LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!!!! I've gotten some pretty sweet deals with the early bird specials the stores have. Not even Christmas presents necessarily. Just stuff that we had been looking at getting at some point in time. It's how we got our digital camera for $50. This year I'm looking at getting one of those expandable phone systems cause we only have 2 phone jacks in our entire house.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 03:12 PM) Yeah, then you spend the rest of the weekend on the tredmill working off the double dose of turkey and stuffing. No treadmill for me. I'll work it off taking the Mrs. to all those "early-bird" specials the day after...

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 07:04 PM) In the "Accessories" section: Ummmm, both of my kids use those. Well, my daughter who is 8 doesn't use one any more, but my son sure does. It's funny how there is no middle of the road with the harness. People either praise us and tell us how wonderful the thing is, or they tell us it is virtual child abuse. My only response is that I would much rather be safe then to turn around after only 5 seconds and find my son missing. If you have kids, you know how easy it is for them to sneak away, no matter how close you watch them. I still sneak away and get lost in a store...

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 15, 2005 -> 08:57 AM) My favorite is it takes two hours to watch 60 minutes. That's hilarious. I remember hearing that as an old "your mama's so stupid..." joke.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 02:02 PM) Aren't McDonalds individually owned..? Like White Hens..? I believe some are but not all.

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 10:39 AM) Thought this was a thread about vibrators. No, that's this thread.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 10:24 AM) Since i have a girlfriend now this Thanksgiving will be a little different than years past, where i just go to the in-laws for the duration of the day. We're planning on attending both, or as she calls it, "pulling the old married couple" routine. That routine works perfect for us. My wife's parents like to eat early in the day so we go over there first. Then we head over to my parents house, eat again and sit and play cards all night long.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 14, 2005 -> 09:35 AM) It's out year round here. Really? I always thought those yearly commercials advertising that "the McRib is back" were nationwide. Learn something new everyday...

The McRib has always been something that they only bring out for a few months a year. My grandma loved those things.

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Nov 11, 2005 -> 06:03 PM) Quite simply: Yes. It is the next generation console. If you're going to get it, you better reserve it right now. Those things are going to be selling like hotcakes. Or just wait 6 months and the price will be down $100...

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Nov 11, 2005 -> 02:36 PM) If the 16-year old were a female, this thread would already have 900 views, y’all would be shouting for pictures, and most posters would be high-fiving the old fart. Not that you have to be consistent, though. I just wanted to point out the obvious. If it were an 18 year old female then you might be right. Hell, Hugh Hefner already does that. 16 is still a little young not to mention illegal...

QUOTE(Brian @ Nov 11, 2005 -> 02:33 PM) Never seen them but the Fox promo with the fat lady screaming made me curious, I guess I missed that one. I watched it just out of morbid curiosity. The lady was a devout Christian and could not believe there are people in the world that don't think like she does. The family she was with weren't religious and believed in Astrology and hypnotherapy. She was convinced that the family had "dark practices" and were evil. When she came home she started throwing a fit that the other mother had been in her house with her family. She was yelling at the cameramen to get out if they didn't believe in Jesus and decided she didn't want the $50,000 from that "dark family". Before the credits rolled it told what the money was to be used for. IIRC, $20,000 was to be used for the mom to get gastric-bypass surgery. She decided to take the money after all... :rolly

There really aren't that many shows that I actually watch anymore. I never got into Survivor, Prison Break, 24, Desperate Housewives or Arressed Development. All shows that everyone seems to rave over. The only things I really watch religously are Family Guy and re-runs of Who's Line is it Anyway. I caught Drew Carey's green screen show and thought that was pretty good as well. Some shows I like to watch if I run across them while channel surfing are: American Chopper, Monster House, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Blue Collar TV, and re-runs of Rosanne and Home Improvement. Those Nanny 911 and trading spouses shows are always good for a laugh as well.

Can he get his ass stuck to the toliet seat that Kerry Wood was auctioning off the other day?

I'm confused. What does the age of the victim have to do with the length of the sentence?

One of my all-time favorite movies. Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best. Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole Dark Helmet: and his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? The Crew: YO!!!! Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes [Dark Helmet pulls his mask down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!! ****** Sandurz: It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow!

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 08:27 AM) The study examined a sample of a week's worth of programming on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, WB, PBS, Lifetime, TNT, USA Network and HBO. Sexual content, as defined in the study, could be anything from discussions about sex to scenes involving everything from kissing to intercourse. When did kissing and sex become the same thing? QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 08:27 AM) The examples of sexual content cited in the study ranged from discussions of sex on the WB's "Gilmore Girls" and "Jack & Bobby" to depictions of oral sex on NBC's "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" and sexual intercourse on Fox's "The O.C." Maybe it's because all three of my kids are under 10 but not a single one of them have any interest in any of those shows...

Keeping with the theme of the thread, I miss only having to spend $20 a week to fill up my gas tank and complaining when prices went over a dollar a gallon...

QUOTE(mreye @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 09:30 AM) I think I've got a mild case myself, but he was talking about wking up in the middle of the night to vacuum because the lines weren't straight. Scary stuff. It's funny on Monk, but in real life it's got to be scary to live with. I watched a TV show on it one time and for some people it literally consumes them. It's not just obsessive cleaning either. There are some people who cannot walk into a room and turn on the light unless they turn it on 10, 50, 100 times. Every single room they walk into. I remember one guy who had an obsession with doing every single movement 100 times. And if he messed up, he'd start all over. It would literally take him hours to walk across a room.

QUOTE(Capn12 @ Nov 4, 2005 -> 12:46 AM) You see...it'd be a mat, with all these conclusions on it.....that you would JUMP to.

I've heard John Goodman's voice in a few commercials.