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In a seller's market with a parts they could actually sell off, the Bulls are apparently gonna stand pat cause sure, why the f*** not? Meanwhile, KD once again spurns the hard road and Kyrie is letting the crazy out right away in Dallas.

I asked it to write a 2023 White Sox puff piece and, well...Merk is safe.

This will be fun to watch

Last year we were projected AL favorites.

That being said - I am all about taking advantage of the Nets dysfunction and dangling DDR or Zach in front of them as part of a 3 team trade.

I mean, there's crazy and then there's anti-Semitic (hence why JR will never greenlight it), spouting other conspiracies and bailing on the team for lengthy periods of time cause you feel like it.

JR rightfully would never greenlight a trade for Kyrie.

At least we have the... Bears #1 draft pick?

Embarrassment that they didn't retire #13 during that game. Everyone was there.

Kade McClure to the Giants for Gregory Santos.

Please put this sad team out of their misery.

The obvious answer is it's just the Chicago weather.

I have no idea where to place this other than in response to this.

"The Andrew Benintendi signing is good" feels so snarky that I love it

We solve AJ's problem with a new attraction. An area of the 500 deck will be turned into a giant helicopter. It'll take suburbanites home after the game. Piloted by their White Sox personality of choice. Free food during the ride if they win.

AJ' suburban stadium would be known as the Jizz Home, obviously.

why does it not say "CHAZ JIZZ" on the box

In conjunction with the thread title, I believe this means you think a suburban stadium is stupid.

Question: "Ways to improve Guaranteed Rate" AJ's Cousin: "Obvious solution is move to Arlington Park!"

That's a fair point. I restored the non-political parts of the convo. But again, regrettably, if we keep this thread, let's talk about White Sox f*** Up #____

I just lifted the whole discussion.

Ok everyone, let's steer away from talk that's beginning to get political and, as much as it pains me to say it, about Mike fucking Clevinger.

Every Friday is "Foodie Friday" where Portillo's Hamburger, Footlong Comiskey Dog, and all the others are in the dunk tank. If they get sunk, their respective food is free for the next 5 minutes in the park.

This one is inspired. Also: The Crosstown Clash. During the Cubs series, a section of the bleachers is given White Sox and Cubs themed sock'em boppers that track hits. Whichever fanbase lans the most hits gets a Manfred Runner starting in the 7th inning.