Quin

Do you remember When we had dreams for September

If we had access to Preller's cocaine stash, I'd say trade an Eloy-based package for Jazz (do a 3-way if needed) and back up a truck for Judge. However, we only have access to beer from Binny's. We'll get another reliever and like it.

Bro our 77-year-old manager needing a pacemaker surely must be taken into consideration.

I'm dumping Sheets and assuming Abreu is still around. I said I wouldn't dread it too much. I didn't say love.

It's poetic. Abreu gives us hope. Hahn's sole trade deadline acquisition destroys the hope. La Russa's favorite player ends the game on the weakest fly ball imaginable.

Holy. f***.

What a way to put a nail in the coffin that is this season.

"that stupid asshole" - Fathom discussing Straw.

Seby is doing his damndest to frame these my god.

bro Diekman

God damnit Diekman.

Apparently Kelly is the best Sox reliever against Cleveland this year, but of course he's away at the moment. That being said, he's on family medical leave, so hopefully his family is ok.

I'd take a Mt. Eloy eruption right now.

M-V-PITO BABY

C'mon Yoan.

I'd rather not.

Naylor joining Nick Punto in the pantheon of Sox killers.

Yoan! Now avoid the Manfred runner!

If our OF next year is: LF / DH: Eloy/Vaughn CF: Robert RF: Colas 4th OF: Pollock I don't dread it too much if Colas is the dude he's shown that he can be this year. The ceiling is so high, I just worry about health.

God it just fucking hung there

ELVIS

That was not it

Let's get a ground ball double play.

Luis do it again, but a little to the right.

Just like we drew it up!