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Welp

Let us manifest a Yoan walk off

Rally Engel?

Ugh, Luis. Abreu, please send this.

He's not satisfied being #100

It takes a lot to get up there with Tim Anderson at catcher. LaRoche as a second baseman didn't even make it

This is the weirdest fucking thread.

Fantastic.

If the Sox go on a tear this will be an absolutely legendary post.

Typing and throwing a baseball are different levels of strenuous activity, yes.

Also fathom, you nailed it here. You've entered the mind of TLR.

This motherfucker did it.

I'm truly in awe of anyone able to pay attention anything right now because I'm still over here trying to process how Hall of Famer Tony La Russa thought pinch running Jake Burger for Andrew Vaughn was a smart move.

Wait, why the fuck would you use Jake Burger as a pinch runner but not a pinch hitter? What the absolute fuck?

Andrew Vaughn is a god damn hitter.

Well, fortunately for the Bulls, KD is pulling a Kobe-to-Chicago with the Heat: Suns can build a package around an Ayton S&T or Mikal Bridges. 76ers have Harris as a salary match + any of their young guys, unsure of their pick situation. Bulls convo starts with DDR or Vuc + Pat

Image is broken.

Well obviously the delay was making this clip. And notice that Vuc, Pat and Coby aren't in it. Does Zach know something we don't?

Gallo was plan B. Plan A is Durant.

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/kevin-durant-trade-rumors-how-the-designated-rookie-rule-will-limit-who-the-nets-can-deal-for/ The NBA salary structure is wild: Bam, Mitchell, and Murray feel like the biggest three hindrances for their teams + good news for the Bulls.

Well, according to Cowley, the Bulls made calls to the Nets about Durant.

I'm dumb and was thinking of DeAndre Jordan. Two centers named Andre (kinda) that played for the Nets and Sixers last year, so kinda understandable mistake. For context: Kyrie and KD wanted DJ in the starting lineup over Jarrett Allen. Once Kenny Atkinson was gone, DJ was in the starting line. Also, he was the third wheel of a pact KD and Kyrie made at the Olympics to play together.

Ah, the Jay/Alonso strategy.

Yeah. Thad and Boucher now off the block.