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Panic trading a future core piece like Crochet for Frazier is a bad, bad move.

lmao no

If I'm Arizona, I wouldn't trade him to the Sox, but they'd be idiots to keep him. It'd be like the Sox holding onto Sale / Q / Eaton after 2016.

Actually - if this were involving Moncada in any way - wouldn't they have waited to send down one of Burdi/Yermin and just put Moncada on the IL?

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We did it SoxTalk!

This year has taught me to never worry about such things ever again. The Herm barrier is gone.

Considering Texas' stadium looks like a grill, it'd be fitting for him to go there.

Y'all remember that "where is Jake Burger" thread that was pretty fucking awful? He's on his way to the big leagues.

Paulie does not qualify for this in any way, shape or form unless you defended his speed.

Homers are homers.

I mean, if we can speak this in into the universe, I would very much enjoy Jedi Master Burger or Burgerman

Adam Dunn was an All-Star with the White Sox, so I think he takes the cake

Brian Goodwin is finally free from first base.

Donaldson looks like he's ready to charge into the Sox dugout.

Donaldson's chuckle-headed nonsense is so good for this rivalry.

lmao Twins

Oh god what the fuck type of curse has hit this team.

Lordy.

I really need Jake Burger at 2B in this lineup to complete the hilarity.

He usually hit line drive home runs. They've now deadened the ball. He's still doing good outside of homers. Thank u, next.

From piranhas to pests.

Ok, so we need to spell this out. Gold Glove caliber veteran 3B >>> not gold glove caliber rookie 3B on defense.