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Because it never gets old:

Yeah, if my local theater did this (since I'm in NY and they can), I'm there in an instant. Otherwise? Nah.

Que voy a hacer cuando te vayas? Como disimular Que me vuelvo loco si no te tengo Mi desastre personal

Big problem I see here is that high schoolers would be starting college. They wouldn't be playing actual games yet, but they'd be on campus and hypothetically taking classes.

The article is a hypothetical from a Pirates site, but their ask is Thompson, Sosa, and Rutherford.

I remember that my bold prediction was that Gavin Sheets (or Adolfo) would launch some bombs while playing RF. I did not think Sheets would be coming through in the clutch and be a guy that we're looking to to win games.

That's what happened, yes. But also, DA was responding to people saying they'd take Lucroy over Collins and also wanting to trade Collins and nab Lucroy.

Including, amazingly, our own. Like, our own front office picked Collins over Lucroy. Why would they about face now when Collins is the personal catcher for the best pitcher in the AL?

Lordy.

Hopefully the Sox.

This man's coming: Robert's right behind him. Grandal's playing catch. And the offense is #3 in the majors.

During Jose's homer, you can see bullpen dudes lose their shit. Someone is hanging on the fence in excitement.

Especially if you told me we'd lose Madrigal, Grandal, and Moncada a few days here and there.

Ways you can tell things are going great: 1) Fans in the crowd were electric for a game in July against an opponent the Sox are 18 games ahead of in the standings while the Sox are comfortably in first. 2) This:

I panicked a little when it took him time to get up.

AV hit a righty and Moncada hit for power. What is this game?

VAUGHN! ENGEL!

At this point I'm convinced Moncada hate reads SoxTalk

I need these dudes in a bandbox like Charlotte, specifically Adolfo.

If the bullpen performed as expected, this team probably mows down everyone. But on the flip side, we didn't exactly expect a monstrous rotation led by Carlos Rodon, statistical best pitcher in the American League.

It's in the absolutely fantastic follow up tweet:

You know we've crossed a threshold when hi8is is reacting like this ?

The Dodgers make shit like this work. I want it.

My lord, go drink some chamomile tea and take a nap.

Nick Williams out here catching strays.