Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

Did he really say this? What an asshole.

I know just the guy for the job...

:: sad trombone sounds ::

The MLB.tv free game of the day is the Pirates and Dodgers for anyone that wants to watch an exciting upstart team and a WS contender. #shrug

If they fire the GM, they'll leave the coaching staff for the next GM to decide upon...

Rick Hahn the kinda guy to change all the Sox players' attributes to 99 in MLB The Show.

If the White Sox were a birth stone, they'd be rock bottom.

Dodgers have 4 guys in the lineup tonight batting under 200, but they scored 8 runs - thanks to plate patience. Can Grifol force the Sox hitters to watch Dodgers at-bats?

If I was as bad at my job as Rick Hahn is at his, I would have been fired 5 years ago. Dude's gotta have dirt on someone, otherwise none of this makes sense.

Does anyone have or seen video of the outfield shenanigans?

Watching the White Sox is like one of those bad drivers dashcam compilations on youtube.

3 pitch K to end the threat.

ballgame.

I'm glad he's not talking about the White Sox... can you imagine?

Sox had 3 hits last night, and they all came from the top 3 in the order. Let's hope they can match that tonight.

All those first inning whiffs must be those "new systems" that Lynn mentioned on AJ's podcast. Gotta give em 60 games to figure out how to play baseball.

Maybe Lynn needs to just enjoy the ride?

Technically he's correct. It's not a problem if there is none.

/removed

After looking over the box score last night, I was thinking to myself that sometimes all a dude needs is a good 4-4 night to get that season stat line straightened out. Unfortunately, there's almost no evidence to indicate that any of the guys who need a 4-4 night are going to do so. Weak contact and whiff rates off the charts. Its not looking good.

"Hammer Smashed Face" - Cannibal Corpse

Rick Hahn the kind of guy to print out mapquest directions before the family vacation roadtrip.

Its entirely possible the White Sox could be 7-18 at the start of the next home stand. If that's the case, I hope the team plays to an empty GRate.