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The only reason Chris Getz has a job is because he's likely the lowest paid GGM in baseball, and promised JR the lowest payroll in baseball.

Cannon is clearly injured.

New site looks great. I love the minified theme.

Huh? What does this have to do with Flexin getting DFA'd when Clevinger comes off the IL?

Flexin is washed. He probably survives until Clevinger comes back.

I quit.

this umpire is BRUTAL.

It's for charity... c'mon guys.

Welp, on the positive side, Cannon looks like he figured it out. And, of course LUIS ROBERT!!!!!

Moldy has his own thread. * deep sigh *

Hopefully someone already posted this today.

Fedde got some of that old time Maddux magic going for him tonight. Also, Timmy Hill is warming up. If he comes in Im turning this s%*# off.

nice raybans

HISTORY!!!

LETS GO!!!!

I hope Mendick is the only guy to not give up a run

Trade/Release everyone and callup the Barons.

Good effin lord.....

Were ushers telling fans to not boo?

Dammit Sosa

Pud Grifol about to break that record.

so which position player pitches tonight

Is it too early to root for a no-hitter?

why they gotta drag Luis down? ?

Some of that stink is starting to stick on Robert as well.