Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

I can't wait to turn this game off after 3 innings.

lol I stand corrected.

When does #ColsonWatch start? DeJong is fucking terrible at baseball.

Fedde is the JR/Sox way of doing things. Low Cost. Low risk. Low reward. Best case, he throws 180 innings and makes all his starts. Worst case, he sucks and it only cost $15m.

He's trying to drive down attendance below 900k so he can move the team to Miami.

I've prepared myself for the inevitable tweet/release that they'll have Touki in the rotation... then after Touki is 0-4, call Nastrini up.

Thanks to Dylan for always being a good sport and pitching his ass off for this dogshit team.

Shaw is still gonna make the team somehow isn't he

I hope JR doesn't have an Athletic sub

Times sure are changing. 2 or 3 years ago, these two signings would have cost the Sox $35,000,000

The White Sox just cannot exist without some short grindy overachiever on the roster.

He must be pretty terrible to cause the Sox ZIPs projections to drop.

I just want to add my 2 cents to this thread. FIRE PEDRO

Are castoffs signed to minors deals that threw 27 innings really "friends"? Shouldn't this be somewhat recent casual acquaintance alert?

Holy s%*#, we're bored.

"Bob? Hey, it's Jerry Reinsdorf. Look, I need a favor and in return I'll drop you some info since Kenny isn't around to leak scoops anymore." "Ok, I'm listening. What do you need from me?" Pretty sure that's how it went.

Glad my meme is living on in the post-Hahn world of Sox fandom.

He was good for... (can't remember team or year, so looks it up on bref)... ok, he's never been good.

Super happy for Lucas. He's a swell dude and deserves it. Also glad the White Sox moved on.

117m for this sad sack of ballplayers. Rick Hahn's legacy will live on for a while.

What a great day to be a Sox fa.... wait, who?

It's been oddly quiet, for the White Sox in general, not just Cease.

I miss the days of Soxtalk when the 69-page threads were about players that the Sox were rumored to be acquiring and not 69-page threads about players the Sox were selling off.

Dude didnt even play and was still less worse than Yaz.