Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

Trade/Release everyone and callup the Barons.

Good effin lord.....

Were ushers telling fans to not boo?

Dammit Sosa

Pud Grifol about to break that record.

so which position player pitches tonight

Is it too early to root for a no-hitter?

why they gotta drag Luis down? ?

Some of that stink is starting to stick on Robert as well.

Will we finally get our parade after the record breaking performance tonight?

I wonder if watching the games is causing them to lose. If the Sox lose and no one saw it happen, then did it really happen?

Yea, this is squarely on the GM. Or both, I dunno.

Aaron Bummer: 0.2 WAR Shewmake: -0.5 Soroka: -0.3 Shuster: 0.6 DeLoach: 0.0 Lopez: 0.4 TOTAL: 0.2 WAR GETZ FLEECED ATL!!!1!

Choke incoming

Choke incoming

Sox gonna score a week's worth of runs tonight and then not score again for the rest of the week.

15-45. 102 to go.

Sox will cancel Soxfest before anyone else gets fired.

15-44. 103 to go.

Just noticed, there are 70 qualified MLB players with higher batting averages than Maldonado's OPS.

104 games to go. It's going to be a long summer, folks.

* deep sigh *

Welp... this game's over.

Sox were fucking flat tonight.

Woodford sucks too. Let's keep that revolving door moving at the bottom of the roster. This team is a joke. Getz fucking sucks.