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Will we finally get our parade after the record breaking performance tonight?

I wonder if watching the games is causing them to lose. If the Sox lose and no one saw it happen, then did it really happen?

Yea, this is squarely on the GM. Or both, I dunno.

Aaron Bummer: 0.2 WAR Shewmake: -0.5 Soroka: -0.3 Shuster: 0.6 DeLoach: 0.0 Lopez: 0.4 TOTAL: 0.2 WAR GETZ FLEECED ATL!!!1!

Choke incoming

Choke incoming

Sox gonna score a week's worth of runs tonight and then not score again for the rest of the week.

15-45. 102 to go.

Sox will cancel Soxfest before anyone else gets fired.

15-44. 103 to go.

Just noticed, there are 70 qualified MLB players with higher batting averages than Maldonado's OPS.

104 games to go. It's going to be a long summer, folks.

* deep sigh *

Welp... this game's over.

Sox were fucking flat tonight.

Woodford sucks too. Let's keep that revolving door moving at the bottom of the roster. This team is a joke. Getz fucking sucks.

that post concussion syndrome is no joke.

15-40 yikes.

Natrini was getting lit up in Charlotte his last few starts. My guess is Getz knows these games are meaningless and there's no reason to start the clock on legit starter prospects that are more worthy.

Those two half innings were fun to watch. What could have been with Leisure and Kopech 8/9 to end games on a 100 W Sox team.

I'm 47 and I pulled a muscle in my back this morning while yawning.

by now he probably leads the Sox in WAR

Yup, two for the week. I wonder if they'll send him down like Sosa.

They sponsored Ty Dillon a couple years ago. He's the NASCAR equiv to the 2024 Sox... McDowell on the other hand is a helluva good driver. On the Chicago street course, he'll be competitive.

I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I sure am sorry.