Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

I thought that was gone off the bat

Pedro's 2024 theme song https://x.com/hartgoat/status/1777003569306099998

I dunno, with all the doom and gloom surrounding this team, maybe the title sponsor should be a funeral home.

I am so embarrassed to be a Sox fan.

Its been a week, FIRE EVERYONE!

^ he's not wrong

Where the Gavin haters at?

yea the 3rd base coach is "my boy"

LOL poor Gavin

Where all the Gavin Sheets haters?

"Moncada will be off with the pitch" Does the new PBP guy know anything about baseball?

Knowing some rainouts were coming, I guess the Sox were waiting on Eloy's status before he went to IL? Maybe? I guess?

looking at the schedule its entire plausible that this team could lose 30 in a row

14k gate my ass

37th round.... so....

our 5'7" RF'er couldn't reach the ball...

I wonder what Lance Broadway is up to

If only he were lefthanded

If Flexin makes it through 6 with 3ER, its a good start. This offense is beyond embarrassing.

how many times will the Sox be shutout this season? Over/under on first no-hitter thrown against them?

that was a hanger. oooph.

Can you imagine what its like to be a starter with this offense? You have to be flawless. The 4th starter should be able to go 6 innings, give up 3 runs and call it a success.

he struck out twice looking, both calls were terrible.

Dodgers will need a 3B by the deadline. Muncy can rake, but he has cost them defensively on multiple occasions.

Imagine thinking Benintendi was the last piece you needed, after thinking AJ Pollock was the last piece you needed.