Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

Damn, someone beat me to it.

Knock it down and build out in Arlington Heights

These are the consequences for not doing your background work.

This is a good signing. Surprised he signed a NRI. Makes you realize how FUCKING ASSININE the Leury contract is.

This isn't 100% a joke. Grifol stated in a podcast/interview that he asked Eloy to take reps in RF.

Make him wear glasses?

2007. I distinctly remember telling a friend that the Sox 2007 bullpen was built to win on-field brawls.

Can't have a Sox offseason without some "live arm flyer" signing or trade.

Good for Carlos. Too bad he'll have to shave.

And no one in the Carolinas would care if they did. The Braves own this part of the country.

Hard to believe he'll have 10-5 rights in the final year of his contract. edit: wait... didn't they get rid of that in the new CBA?

a Moncado is a traditional Cuban sandwich made from simple ingredients including bread, peanut butter and jelly.

Tony LaRussa's hiring was perfectly emblematic for the vast levels of failure that are The Chicago White Sox.

what kind of sandwich will this thread turn into?

depending on the brand of sardines, that makes for a nice snack.

Without Liam, we don't get the Field of Dreams walk off. So his contract was worth the $$ for just that one blown save.

So Abreu walks and gets 19.5m a year. trade Hendriks and his 18m salary.... So sox are tearing it down, eh?

Can we stop bitching at each other.... we're here to suffer together

that looks... amazing.

Just hours from the anniversary

I love you hi8is

I look forward to the 174 page thread about some player this peanut butter and jelly franchise can't afford

This signing is: [ x ] not a reliever [ x ] less money than Joe Kelly checks two boxes for me.

I wonder if Rick Hahn needs a building permit to "build" a team that doesn't suck?