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19 cumulative LOB. NINETEEN abandoned baserunners. In SIX innings. This team sucks.

A friend of mine speculated this was why RickyGM didn't make any deadline deals.

Found this on reddit: Vin Scully calling a highlight reel from the 1959 World Series https://mediaburn.org/video/world-series-of-1959-segments/

shrug....

If TA had more swagger, he would have made a play there

First question: Did RickyGM actually say he made SIX moves and not none? Second question: Was he implying that optioning guys and sending guys to rehab assignments counted as a deadline move?

it should go a little something like this... RickyGM: (awkward pause and head turn to the side) "uggghh ahhh ughhhh" Hopefully someone in the Sox PR department can work with RickyGM on avoiding those cringy AHHUGH in between Sox bullshit superlatives.

If the Sox were smart, they'd make NO trades, tell everyone that is still listening they tried... and blow up this shitshow during the offseason. The White Sox are not smart so they'll trade for exactly what they don't need.

I love that every RickyGM meme includes this unfortunate photo of him.

what a depressing day to be a Sox fan

I remember a time when I felt this way about the White Sox lineup

If San Diego was going to trade Hosmer and cover his salary for the rest of his contract, why not just release him?

I wonder if Rick Hahn looks around the league at what other owners are willing to do financially and makes a sadface into the mirror when he shaves in the morning... or, if he could care less because he's a protected sports executive who'd have to take a hot shit on the hood of JR's Mercedes to get fired...

is this what it feels like to be a Pirates fan?

Every time Gavin Sheets misplays a ball in the OF, remember that the GM built the roster in a way that required TWO 1Bs in the outfield.

I'd love to say that every player on this team should be "on the table" but do we still trust RickyGM to make such trades?

alright folks, I'm turning this shit off. Gonna drink heavily and watch whatever my wife is watching in the other room.

Straight up, I completely forgot he existed until Cairo was mentioned in this thread.

They should trade for a fourth catcher and give Gio his "personal catcher" back so he'll stop sucking.

Remember that time when the Sox played well for a week and we thought, "Maybe this is it!" and now they suck again?

I also put ketchup on hotdogs. Mustard is fucking gross.

you were saying.....

Is this is the series that wakes up the team?