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Every time Gavin Sheets misplays a ball in the OF, remember that the GM built the roster in a way that required TWO 1Bs in the outfield.

I'd love to say that every player on this team should be "on the table" but do we still trust RickyGM to make such trades?

alright folks, I'm turning this shit off. Gonna drink heavily and watch whatever my wife is watching in the other room.

Straight up, I completely forgot he existed until Cairo was mentioned in this thread.

They should trade for a fourth catcher and give Gio his "personal catcher" back so he'll stop sucking.

Remember that time when the Sox played well for a week and we thought, "Maybe this is it!" and now they suck again?

I also put ketchup on hotdogs. Mustard is fucking gross.

you were saying.....

Is this is the series that wakes up the team?

I'm not watching, but I hope Tim PIMPED THE SHIT out of that homer.

Did Luis Robert have covid? Isn't one of the lingering long haul symptoms dizziness?

Which White Sox team is gonna show up tomorrow?

Does anyone actually miss Yaz?

Save some for tomorrow, guys.

They're winning 2-1 in the 8th... so.....

They're gonna go on a 27 game winning streak and ruin our season, aren't they?

I would love to believe Hahn has any say in firing TLR.

He is punishing Webb by sticking Yermin in LF.

This team sucks. What an embarrassment.

Remember when we all loved Hahn when he was negotiating contracts for players someone else chose to acquire? Man, those were better days.

that clubhouse looks dead AF

This team sucks.

this thread would be a massive buzzkill, if there even was a buzz left to kill. Also - why do we assume JR gives a shit and wants to change literally anything? I honestly don't think he cares what fans think. In his eyes, TLR is finishing up his "Hall of Fame baseball person" career in the dugout. Wins and loses probably don't matter to JR's "KPIs" assessing the team.

Didn't Colas spend essentially 3 years of his life in exile? I'd imagine he is emotionally exhausted. I saw a game in WS earlier this year. He is built different. That's for sure.

Retool the front office.