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Maybe the players will go back on strike and we can end this suffering.

This team is the sports equivalent to the public defender in My Cousin Vinny.

Can someone get TLR a top hat, since he's the ring leader of this fucking circus?

This game has everything you could want, to represent the 2022 season. Injury to a franchise cornerstone Old talentless players signed by Rick Hahn getting meaningful at-bats in key moments. A great start from a guy whose prime the Sox are wasting, only to see that great start washed away late. Terrible defense. Terrible offense. Terrible.

easy solution: FIRE EVERYONE

I can't believe the Sox are paying Josh Harrison almost 6 million dollars this season. Did Rick Hahn try to "out stupid" some other GM?

you called it!

Im guessing that ol Jerry gonna use Keuchel and Grandal as excuses to never sign big ticket free agents ever again.

9 pitch inning. Way to work the counts guys!

I understand that there's only 27 outs possible for a team to make in a game, but why does it feel like this team makes double that amount of OUTS?

"Afforded myself some leeway" means someone in the chain of command has told him he's fine. Scary shit. Scary.

TLR must REALLY want a position player to pitch an inning this series.

So, if you saw Dallas Keuchel in the airport the day after he was DFA'd, what would you say to him?

its all going according to plan! Get lucky in the draft a couple times (Tim Anderson... and... I dunno who else?) Sign some old veterans (the money will be spent!) Throw the rest of the money at bullpen arms (it never fails!) Call up some kids from the minors that are good (rebuild complete!) Call it a competitive window (lose in the first round of the playoffs two years in a row) Fans will keep coming to the games, buying merch and watching on tv/www.

Its only 3 runs, they can come back fro... oh who am I kidding. Its the 2022 Sox. This game is done.

I sure F###'ng hope so.

I am guessing when Lance Lynn returns in 2-3 weeks.

"HI MOM!"

Don't worry folks, Steve Stone says its all gonna be fine and we're all overreacting.

This team is an embarrassment. Astonishing. When will heads roll? The Sox will somehow manage to squander the prime years of TA, Robert, Moncada, Giolito & Cease...

This is the most bipolar sox team in recent memory. Also - when Lance Lynn comes back, does this spell the end for ol Dallas?

I also heard that they offered the off-season workout buddies of Codify's founder a position in with the org to try to "sweeten the deal" as well.

...am I the only one that finds other stuff to do on Kuechel's turn in the rotation?

I really wish the White Sox would have acquired an actual second baseman.

2021's offensive "Cinderella" story had a burger named after him. 2022's version is a real Burger.