Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm

The Sox are never gonna learn to put away a team. They ALWAYS give away the getaway game.

Dude hit some majestic homers in Charlotte. The good news is he isn't a 1B/DH being asked to play OF.

the Royals are really bad.

and TA's ops drops below 600. Bat speed be gone. Those biomechanics classes really paid off!

This is what a closing window looks, sounds and feels like.

Will this team learn to put away a team, like... ever this season?

Who can we blame Jake Marisnick on

I honestly think there's something going on fans don't know. There's gotta be a reason he's still in AAA. Or am I bargaining with it too much?

0-2 right down the middle.

That game was a yikes.

Fuel for the haters

It wouldn't be a Lance Lynn start without 7 earned runs.

Hanser Alberto did this same exact s%*# with the Dodgers. He would be terrible for weeks on end, then have a 12-15 series with 3 homers. Stats can lie sometimes.

Someone needs to give Lance Lynn the Ol' Yeller treatment. Dude's cooked. Washed. Done.

Yea but they have TWO hits. So there's that! ?

Why is Colas still in AAA? Did something happen that we didn't hear about? Disciplinary demotion? We have a replacement level 1B in RF while Colas is hitting 390 in AAA.

Cease clearly doesn't want to be traded at the deadline.

* insert choke emote *

Drive down player value? Generally being a dick to Sox fans?

This ump and Jerry Reinsdorf are buddies. You can tell. Probably.

My wife had an emergency appendectomy when she was a kid when hers burst. She also had to have a part of her large intestine removed. She's struggled with maintaining weight ever since. I hope the White Sox have insurance on that contract.

Get well soon, Eloy.

OK maybe you're right. But he was decent. At least, on paper.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Post deadline waivers. KennyGM claimed him to prevent a division rival from also doing so and got fucking burned hard for it.