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Organizational depth be damned.

Rick Hahn could pick names out of a hat, and they'd be good prospects. The Dodgers traded Yordan Alvarez for Josh Fields knowing there were 14 other guys right behind him.

Is it wrong I'm laughing right now?

Also, living in SC, the only sports blab radio we get is about college football and the Braves. They've been pretty chatty about the Braves going after Luis Robert. I hope he hits 17 homeruns this series, because the Sox aren't trading the best Sox position player since Frank Thomas.

The White Sox should be introduced at Truist Field this series with the sounds of a funeral dirge.

I don't think he's intentionally bad. He's just going through the paces. And it shows.

How many late inning heroic moments have been stamped out of existence because Grifol pinch hits for literally everyone on the roster? Let the dude hit.

aaaand 3 pitches later.

Can we just cut bait on Andrus and let Remi play every damn day?

they won a game against one of the worst teams in league history. WHO CARES? Burn it down!

I need to shitpost more often. They score runs while I am typing.

In retrospect, TLR was likely keeping this shitshow together somehow. BURN.IT.DOWN.

They're gonna get swept by the A's aren't they?

Is the Clint Frazier experiment over?

This is the right answer. There is a reason they didn't plug holes this offseason and instead went with org guys for 2B and SS.

Who are we kidding? You know JR is going to use Yaz, Keuchel and the rest of RickyGM's crop of free agent signings as a fat "No" when it comes to next offseason.

ChatGPT, what does a team look like when they've given up? [ this game appears on screen ]

Well built rosters don't need this sort of transaction.

You don't need to be a baseball savant to see that this "core" is not going to win a playoff series. 2020 WC, first round out. 2021 ALC, first round out. 2022 facepalm. 2023 facepalm. Why did it take RickyGM 4 seasons to come to this conclusion?

Hahn is going to trade for more relievers at the turn, isn't he? Isn't he?!?!

Brady Nelson reminds us there's much more to life than the W/L column of our favorite sports teams. With that being said, tear the fucking thing down already. Lose on purpose for 7 years only to lose while trying to win is ... just.. I've run out of words.

Bye.

Put a folk in em. I was really hoping the Dodgers and Mariners would bury this halfass team.

Its gonna be a long week for this team.

How dare you assume their genders.