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Did u hear the story on ESPN, or has this actually been confirmed?

Missed my YNOT today, stupid Economic Principles Exam. :fyou

Ohhhh, I don't giv a s*** bout her. Damn I thought we were talkin bout the swimsuit model Jenna.

Looks like she's trying to battle rap or sumthin.

My sister told me she's with Ethan now from the 3rd Survivor I think. That's if we're talkin bout Jenna Morasca right? At least I think that's her full name.

I got GMail for southsider, great e-mail. Any1 else that wants a invite can PM me.

Just make sure it's a woman instead of a man ok Steve?

Mandy used to be a blond too if you remember the video Candy. 1st time I eva saw her too.

From the L.A Daily News, The Dodgers are one of the supposed bidders for Seattle pitcher Freddy Garcia, but so are the White Sox. And they're rumored to be willing to part with Joe Borchard (Camarillo High), he of the largest draft bonus ever received ($5.3 million) who's still hackin' at Triple-A Charlotte (N.C.), as part of the package. ...

Colorado hav been trying to unload Jason Jennings instead while his value is high. Can't see em dealin Kennedy as they need all the young pitching they can get, unless they were blown away by a deal.

From an E-mail, THE 2004 DARWIN AWARDS Yes, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year in reverse order are..... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was aproximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward. (Damn it...I want pictures!!!) 5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreakage with their pants around their ankles. 4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma." 3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized. 2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers. ...AND THE WINNER OF THE 2004 DARWIN AWARD SHOULD BE.... Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinary inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't> die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

June dude, not September.

Don't forget Rookie of the Year. Didn't they use that trick to get one of the Mets out.

Not a fan of the Indians there Nuke?

Sweep time! 1 DBAH0s Sox 97-44-13 .672 - 14-0-0 10 19 2 WSF's destroyers 81-61-12 .565 16.5 4-9-1 1 10 3 Canadian Iceburghs 80-61-13 .562 17 6-8-0 12 15 4 Sonix 78-63-13 .549 19 5-8-1 4 2 5 SS2k4s 16inchers 72-74-8 .494 27.5 8-6-0 7 21 6 The Bones 70-75-9 .484 29 8-5-1 8 11 7 Yahtzee's Sox 69-75-10 .481 29.5 9-4-1 2 2 8 b****in Camaros 67-79-8 .461 32.5 7-7-0 5 16 9 Tony's Sox 66-80-8 .455 33.5 3-11-0 9 17 10 White Sox in '04 65-83-6 .442 35.5 0-14-0 11 15 11 Beer---Sox1422 60-83-11 .425 38 11-3-0 3 14 12 palehose 59-86-9 .412 40 7-7-0 6 8

The Orlando Magic select 18 year old power forward Dwight Howard, after trading Tracy McGrady to the Phoenix Suns for Shawn Marion, Joe Johnson and the #7 pick. . I really think the Magic are goin to take Howard now, especially since T-Mac is as good as gone. At #7 we take the best center on the board, and sign Derek Fisher to the mid level exception.

Poor Jason Alexander, POP princess Britney Spears is set to take her second trip down aisle this year after agreeing to marry her dancer boyfriend Kevin Federline. The Toxic singer, who cancelled her Onyx Hotel tour after injuring her knee, is reportedly living with Federline, 26, at her homes in New York and Beverly Hills while she recovers from arthroscopic surgery. According to The New York Post, Federline, a Justin Timberlake lookalike, wasted no time popping the question to the midriff-baring babe who reportedly wasted no time in accepting. Marriage-mad Britney, 22,seems to be following in the well-worn footsteps of serial bride Elizabeth Taylor after her Las Vegas wedding to childhood friend Jason Alexander, 23, just six months ago ended in annulment less than 55 hours later. Britney later dismissed the wild, New Year's wedding as a "bad joke" but her decision to marry Federline suggests she just cannot wait to make it back to the altar. The lovebirds' romance first came to light in April after they were photographed kissing and cuddling on a Californian beach. Soon after the couple made a saucy splash in London after frolicking the night away in a hotel pool following one of Britney's high-energy concerts. The pop star also flew Federline around Europe to keep her company on tour. News of the blossoming relationship rocked the showbiz world after it was revealed Federline had dumped his eight-month pregnant girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson, 27, to be with chart-topping Britney. Jackson, who already has a two year-old daughter with Federline, is reportedly fuming over the nuptial news. British tabloid the Daily Star reported the mum-to-be had already confronted cheating Federline over the wedding plans. "There are two kids. She (Britney) better be prepared to babysit," Jackson reportedly said.

I thought it was called The Cheatroom personally.

Wireless routers are great, it's setup downstairs in the study, and I can use the main desktop up here in my room.

Didn't u score 12 runs in 1 game against Williams I think?

Miguel Batista or Ted Lilly would be nice, Pat Hentgen is a more likely target.

Move to the NL East, new rivals would be the Marlins.

2nd round pick for me in our fantasy league. What a steal.

It's only his first game back in a couple of months, with 1 inning of relief. Giv him a few weeks and then we'll see if he's still hittin 83 on the radar, if so, we got problems.

The Indians worry me. They could be on top of this division if it wasn't for their s***ty bullpen. Their starters in Sabathia, Lee and Westbrook have pitched great all year with low ERA's, and they are one of the better hitting teams in the league with Victor Martinez in the cleanup spot.