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Not only do Sox fans ignore their team, but they act as if D'Angelo Jiminez was a cancer on this team. He'll have a 360 OBP.......in his sleep! For certain I'll be at the Cell thursday. Hopefully this wont be a rehash of the game following the all-star break, where a packed crowd of several hundred weathered out the storms to watch Fartolo get rocked by the Tigers.

Although its two days ahead, this thread would be a good reminder of the "event" which occured four years ago at Comiskey park: http://www.detnews.com/2000/tigers/0004/29/e01-41616.htm

Cheat, I was 12 years old when the movie orginally opened in theaters. Sorry I lacked the insight to distinguish mainstream US Bean from that of the BBC Series. My friends (who watched the show) asked me to come along and I said "ok". Since then I have viewed several episodes from the TV series and wasn't too thrilled. That's how I came upon my conclusion that Bean sucked.

Yes, Carrey doesn't show much sophistication in his roles. Difference between us and Britain is we don't claim the jewel of American comedic films to be Ace Ventura. Bean and Benny Hil is what put british comedy on the map, if you can believe that. Whether it be his television series or movies, he is the pride and joy of that country. If you enjoy Bean, well, then god bless you. I know how some people become very defensive of their Bean. Over here at school I get a similiar rise out of people who think Monty Python is comedic gold. To each his own preference, I just don't prefer British comedy.

I should of left this thread die (obviously its being ignored with only 5 views) but I hate that british dumbass. Save yourself the agony of viewing the DVD and throw that s*** out! British Comedy (Benny Hill, Bean) is lame and only makes you appreciate our level of sophistication here in the states. Remember back a couple years actually spending money to see "Bean: The Movie" I puked while exiting the theather. "If I wasn't so damn British (ugly) I might have a career!" But if you want to see it go ahead. Take this from a man with exquisite taste in comedy.

I'm sure there are plenty of outstanding American citizens who live hidden away from civilization. The farthest I have been from a car would be during a vacation to Mexico. With my family we took a tour of the tropical rain forests in Puerto Vallarta. During the long excursion we had to be atleast 10 miles from the nearest car at the farthest point in the trip. Remember our tour guide had a CB radio with him incase of emergencies because there was no cell phone reception in the mountains. Of course there has been an instance where I've been hundreds of miles away from the nearet car, but that was on a cruise.

The "jibberish" is meant to be an apostrophe. Now that you have the answer stop bumping this thread.

Out on a limb Watching ESPN 2, nearly all (if not all) of the runners in front of the pack are Kenyans/Ethiopians. Guess when you don't have much body mass you can run forever.

Should be great listening to the excuses: Don't worry, Greg Maddux will eventually find his groove. Anyone pitching in Wrigley today would of given up 7 runs. He has a history of starting the season poorly. :fthecubs :fthecubs

This is ridiculous, f***ers just can't lay down and die. When they get on the road I expect less of these come backs. Once the Cubs face a team that doesn't have terrible pitching they will struggle. Worst part of this game is Maddux is still in line for the win... :puke 7-5 Flubs.

Appears our friends is into classic movies from the 20's. Did a little research of that image and came upon a movie called "Un Chien Andalou." Regardless of it being fake, its still unsettling to be reading a thread and having to view that s***.

Off topic here, but is anybody else disturbed by Krivanka's signature (Two above this post)? :puke

Possible he lives in both. When the Maggs/Nomar trade discussions began the Sun Times ran a quote of Maggs from Valenzuela. It said he spends his offseasons there.

White Sox Winner! "Schoenweis........SOLID."

FSN just showed the billy botch July 4th extravaganza..... Don't forsake us Marte.

Why does Crawford have to be up?

Cooper better tell Marte to stop throwing pitches 6 inches above the batters head.

Three leadoff walks in three consecutive innings.....

Guess Marte will earn the the save Isn't Koch our closer Ozz?

Not such a great 2 strike hitter is he Hawk? Jose K's for the first out.

Give Billy a save opportunity. If Ozzie has any "faith" he would give him a chance with a three run lead.

Well of course when he comes out today and dominates it degrades my argument.

My observation of past outtings (included opening day). Others have had stats to prove it.

We're just giving them chances to come back. 2 on, 0 out with Aubrey Huff to bat. Marte to pitch. We all know how he does with inherited runners......

TIMO! Great hit and run sequence. 1st and 3rd one out.