Everything posted by Flash Tizzle
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god fucking dammit
This what it would be like if he managed a team....... Be good: "THIS is what I want you to do Son. Bunt when you come up" Player: "Why are you calling me Son, your younger then me?" Be good: "JUST.........BE good." Player: "What the hell are you talking about. And why do you always emphasize the first word of your sentence?" Be good: "FORGET about it.........HEY, did you meet my new assistant Beastlyordonez." Player: "No......." (shakes hands with BeastlY) Beastly: "Let me ask you something son? Do you ever notice that mexican chicks are always the first to mature. I saw some girl walking down the street and was like MOMMA CITTTTTAAAAAA. If she wouldnt of kept walking I would of made her another victim of the beast." Player: (Shakes head as so many have done before)
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Glad the WS is Over
They'll just break your heart like so many men have done before. But seriously hockey blows. In here you dont have the sanctuary of the sports bar to protect you and your Blackhawks talk. I have no respect for a sport which Canadians are considered superior.
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WSI's Main Page Logo
You go to be f***ing kidding me.......is this s*** really illegal. thats weird..... after I made the post I saw some image that said stealing bandwith is a crime and a skull was shown. Now its not there.
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WSI's Main Page Logo
Is that so..........(sorry for the spam) This image is going to become my second signature from now on. The extra 25 cents on their bill will be WELL worth it.
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Which do you prefer?
The PH (Palos Heights)
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Which do you prefer?
Ridge is about 5 min from me. Good town, normally only go there for the mall.
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WSI's Main Page Logo
Could somebody copy and paste the logo......I want to join in the WSI bashing.
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Which do you prefer?
If Steve thinks this conversation is f***ed up then he should take a visit to stupid-boy.com. Beastly wouldnt even be ridiculed for he sexual thoughts. Great site in my opinion, worth a look.
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Which do you prefer?
I wouldnt count on heather posting here. Though she should probably take our advice and shave; I have a strong feeling that Heather has a wild bush.
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Fav Old school quotes
Will Ferril (Frank)........after becoming completely wasted at their own party. Crowd: FRANK THE TANK...........FRANK THE TANK...............FRANK THE TANK Frank: YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!! Or the scene where Ferril is talking to William Scott Quotes are something along these lines....... William Scott: This is the most powerful tranquelizer on the market..... --little later, Ferrill shoots himself in the neck. William Scott: (Points at dart) YES!!! Dude, you got a f***ing dart in your neck. Ferrill: Your crazy man...... There are many more scenes that are good. Glad they're making a sequel.
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Occupations
Freshman at the University of Illinois Chicago Training to become a Community Service Officer for my police department...... just building the connections.
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THE official sing pharses from a song thread
Small part of Ludacris in "Holiday Inn" "Stop drop Kaboom baby rub on your nipples Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles Far from little......"
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THE official sing pharses from a song thread
Will Smith......... . Hows about some real hip hop. STAND UP...............STAND UP................STAND UP............STAND UP When I move you move (just like that) When I move you move (just like that) When I move you move (just like that) Hell yeah, hey DJ bring it back. (Fast forward in the song........) Gone with you big ass, let me see something Tell you little FRIEND he can quite mean bugging.. Im lit and I dont care what no one thinks But where the f*** is the waittress at with my drinks.
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Is it just me
Damn, topics change quick in here. Im about to go philosphical on your asses, so hold on. Im not one of those people who say (when asked about God) "HES ALL AROUND YOU," but seriously consider our situation. Every element in this universe was perfectly balance just for Earth to exist. Then think of everything that went right for organisms to take form......then for evolution. Too many things seem to be going just right for me to think theres no God. The odds alone for the Earth to exist have to astronomical, then adding everything else just makes it mind boggling.
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Is it just me
Well, I dont know if its a fact. And I dont have any problem with Beastly; I was just refering back to his thread where he was taking input from people on what he should do to become a better post. I said he has to stop creating dumb threads.....
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Is it just me
I knew the real Beastly would go back to old form. f*** that s*** of "taking advice to become a better poster." I have a feeling that by tomorrow this might be a 7 page thread; once again devoted to insulting Beastly.
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Is it just me
MINE: 200 Indians 200 Asians 150 Black 800 White (including me) 50 spanish I saw that BE GOOD.....you had white capitalized but changed it. I wasnt sure about the demographics of my high school, but I know that we purposely extended our boundaries to include blacks so we could be more diversified. Some kids were coming from beyond the Dan Ryan to attend school along Ridgeland Ave. (people familiar with the area know how long of a drive it is)
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How tall are you??
Thats odd, I pictured beastly to be different. Well, I can probably still whoop his ass
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New South Park
Now they have to find another word
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Ebay Item of the day.
Damn, Chisox....you replied before my edit. And somebody actually bought the star wars figure too f***, I edited over my original post.
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How tall are you??
Dont think Ive grown since March, so Im probably still 6'2.
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JAS Maurice Heads Showtime
Heres a good list cut down to 10: OfficerKarkovice. CubKilla Mr. Showtime Rex Hudler Koch This Sideshowapu Donkey Kongerko Asshatsoxfan RibbieRubbard TheBigHurtBEGOOD
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Funny stuff..
I cant seem to remember any jokes that arent offensive to anyone.... Heres a cheesy one: Hear of the new Pirate movie? Its rated RRRRRRRRRRR.
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JAS Maurice Heads Showtime
My jealously from not being on that list has now taken over me. Tizzle has sat in the backround while names more inferior have been named. Its time to name a real list from the people who frequently post on this site.(because I have no idea who the hell 101 Mph screwball is). Lets not try to kiss ass like Begood was trying to do