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I thought she swam at Kentucky?

LOL I forgot how often he brought that up. I was wondering why people kept joking about Nicky Lopez.

@caulfield12

Remember how Hawk was one of the first to imply that Brooks Boyer was a problem? And most of us just thought it was Hawk being a cooky old man?

Exactly. He was an intern for B&B. He is obviously The Score's guy. I don't see this massive gap between Monaco and Benetti when it comes to calling baseball.

Bernstein and Holmes fucking suck. I think Benetti is good, but is talent is so over exaggerated on the Score. I hate to sound like a dick, but I think he has become overrated because of the obstacles he has overcome. It's incredible what he has done and he is an inspiration, but I don't think he is an otherworldly announcer.

Lmao come on. That's just ridiculous. His lowest fWAR the past 3 seasons was 3.7, which was last season. Somehow he has zero trade value now?

Stacey King?

Do you have any inkling or thought that Jerry could be potentially ready to sell the team? I've read a few people predict that. I assume nobody really knows yet though.

Feel free to vote for who you WANT or who you think will be the replacement. I know those are different questions, but who cares. Are there any obvious candidates I missed? Kasper is staying on the radio I know. Gordon is a color guy. Those aren't realistic candidates.

Julie DiCaro filled in as an announcer?

Let's not go that far. If Julie DiCaro becomes the announcer, I'm becoming a Cubs fan.

@tray 's schtick is playing the contrarian view EVERY single time. I mean the guy defends Reinsdorf whenever he can. It's lazy trolling if I say so myself.

Holmes is such a fucking dweeb. My favorite thing is how he constantly feels the need to overstate his athletic ability. I remember were talking about how Justin Steele's 4-seamer has so much cut, that it tricks fangraphs into thinking that he is actually throwing a cutter. Larry chimed in and said he understands, because his fastball has a lot of cut as well.

LOL I know there is some joking/trollage in this post, but bringing Hawk back would be hysterical.

Being honest, I liked him more when he called Bulls games. Maybe that's just because Stacey King is insufferable at this point, and Adam Amin just slobs on his knob all game. I'll miss having Jason call Bulls games on occasion.

Garpax nailed a lot of picks and never traded away so many future assets to create a team that can't even make the playoffs. I'll take Garpax over AKME easily.

It's mind boggling that these idiots (AKME) keep running the same shitty core out there year after year. FOR YEARS literally everybody has know this team isn't even close to being a contending squad. Why are we still running this crap out there? They traded tons of assets, drafted like s%*# and can't even put together a playoff team. This organization is in a horrible spot for the foreseeable future. They need to start selling off pieces. Demar's value is probably s%*# right now. Should have traded him last season. Vuc has little value. Zach could net some 1sts with lottery protection probably. Caruso may be our most desirable piece. The return on selling wouldn't even be great, but they need to tank. Cross your damn fingers you get Cooper Flagg in 2 years.

Lol at retweeting ChiSoxFanMike. That is so on brand for Elon.

Elon buying the team would be fucking sick

Doesn't pull out either Ba-dum-ch!

He's convinced we have enough to win right now

TLR sucked complete ass, but your hatred of him blinds you too much. It's ridiculous to think a manager in his first year on a team would drastically improve their defensive fundamentals and hitting capabilities.

Let's be real, this team doesn't win with Bochy either. The roster was too damn flawed.

I didn't know he had any estates left with how often he bet the house