Timmy U

Bunt Moncada over and pray for the wild pitch!

Lopez gets freaked by the guy on second. Tries to pitch too fine.

Lopez with the Manfred Man on second? Seems like game over.

They're really putting on a rebuild-this-thing clinic.

Who gets the 10th when the Sox don't score?

TA has seen like 6 pitches in 4 at bats.

Burger has to hit here, right?

Just need two wild pitches now.

The Sox party lifestyle does not do well in day games.

Lorenzen out after only 85 pitches.

Wow. That was quick. Lorenzen is set to pitch the 8th now.

These are two of the 6 worst teams in baseball. I fully expect the Tigers record to reflect that as the season goes on. As for the Sox, sell!

The highlight reel of this game is gonna be a series of catchers running to the backstop.

Ha ha. These teams suck.

Who do you sit from this offensive juggernaut?

Pretty easy math: Tigers seeing 5.3 pitches per PA, the Sox are seeing 2.8. At this rate Lorenzen is gonna have to do a bullpen after his complete game.

Yeah, 85 mph off the bat ain't going anywhere.

Repeat of last weekend. Lorenzen getting set up to throw a Maddux.

I think I prefer Taylor to Morales for the lefty bat, but I'd prefer an up-the-middle player.

And yet they are 5 games ahead of the Sox.

Seby does not require a mound visit.

Kelly was a center fielder. He’s an athletic fielder.

Kelly good against everyone but the Tigers.

0 strikes so far by this guy

How slow do you have to be to have Seby run for you?