I am not sure what the final straw was to call the suspension, but I agree it was time....it was derailing a perfectly reasonable the sky is falling baseball meltdown for this gamethread.
Please, please, please do not incorporate those god awful noisemakers they use in Oakland. They give me a headache when I hear them on the TV. I can't imagine what it would be like in person....sensory overload.
Is there a place I can go where they'll safely cut my hair while I take a nap? I'd be all in for that. Put me strongly in the no small talk haircut camp.