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I can't to be at the game where they retire his number. I'm just curious if he will have a statue.

I don't think Pollock being scratched due to an injury is suspicious at all. Its more suspicious when that dude plays.

Well they don't seem to have a closer. And they have to run that bum Bellinger out there every day... HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!

Getting Winker and Saurez are significant upgrades to their offense. Edit: Boy, I completely forgot about Ray. Winker and Ray give them 2 all stars that accounted for 9 bWAR last season.

Kris Bryant????? Rockies picking up 51 mil of it to get it done?

You got the joke. Thanks.

OK, sorry. Just having fun. Wasn't intended to be serious.

Honestly, that makes him a pretty logical solution.

Hmm. Well, I have to revise my statement and bow to your insights. Well played sir.

Having Kiermaier, Robert and Engel would be the best defensive OF ever. Holy cow.

Well, maybe he's been working on it this offseason. You never know.

Yeah. Seems ridiculous to me. Like maybe the Dodgers would throw in Buehler too. Just for fun.

I think if the Dodgers want, they could probably retain him.

Man, I hope the ghost of seasons past present and future come by for a visit to get him to change his selfish miserly ways! I'd cast Minnie Minoso, Jose Abreu and the son of Luis Robert in those roles.

Honestly I'd rather have Manaea than Montas. He'd be cheaper, and he really fits what the team needs. And he isn't an icky cheater pants, which is nice. It would suck to trade for Montas then have him get busted again. Add Manaea and Conforto, and we are set! Too bad Conforto really feels like a dream.

LOL. Fair enough.

Ewwwww.

Hmm, I see him more as falling somewhere between Willie Mays, Thor, and Michael B Jordan.

I think you mean 22,23,24 and 25.

GIVE ME PALKA! Say what you want, but that dude was fun at least.

Thanks all! Seems just ridiculously stupid to me. So its perfectly Manfred.

Oh Dylan Cease, what could have been. You will always be a hitting legend.

Does anyone have any idea what the oversized bases deal is about? Like what does that do for anyone? Why does it need to change? Anyone have any insight at all?

People keep saying this, but the 2nd most populous country in the world hasn't done anything to show they disapprove of what Russia is doing.