January 17, 20179 yr It's a talking Hawk Harrelson alarm clock. First 20,000 adults. Mine would have to be unbreakeable.
January 17, 20179 yr I was just telling my buddies that I split a 14-game plan with about this, I have to get one just to see how annoyingly awesome it is.
January 17, 20179 yr I would love to have a Hawk alarm clock. Would be fun to call a few friends over and recreate the copier scene from Office Space. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
January 17, 20179 yr QUOTE (flavum @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 02:37 PM) Sponsored by Total Lubricants. WTF. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
January 17, 20179 yr QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 03:24 PM) Shiiiiit. I'll already give somebody on here $100 bucks to go get me one. Deal.
January 17, 20179 yr I might actually have to go to a game this year. This is a give away that people will kick themselves for missing in 10/20 years once Hawk is gone.
January 17, 20179 yr I really hope they had him record, "Stretch! You can get outta bed, YES!" for that thing's alarm. It would be perfect.
January 17, 20179 yr QUOTE (CWSpalehoseCWS @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 04:56 PM) I really hope they had him record, "Stretch! You can get outta bed, YES!" for that thing's alarm. It would be perfect. LOL. Please God. More excited for this than a Q trade by far
January 17, 20179 yr QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 03:32 PM) Deal. For real. You just gotta mail it to Texas. And if you are a hawk-hater, please don't smash it to pieces out of spite
January 18, 20179 yr Stretch, you can put it on the board yes, rack em up, mercy, he gone, and this ballgame is ova. Per Merkin.
January 18, 20179 yr QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 04:59 PM) For real. You just gotta mail it to Texas. And if you are a hawk-hater, please don't smash it to pieces out of spite I won't lol
January 18, 20179 yr QUOTE (flavum @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 02:37 PM) Sponsored by Total Lubricants. WTF. I sincerely hope that has something to do with automotive needs and not a sex toy shop. We're really scratching the bottom of the barrel on corporate/giveaway sponsors these days. Edited January 18, 20179 yr by caulfield12
January 18, 20179 yr QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 09:13 PM) I sincerely hope that has something to do with automotive needs and not a sex toy shop. We're really scratching the bottom of the barrel on corporate/giveaway sponsors these days. Luckily TL makes automotive lubricants so we're safe, for now.
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