Eva Mendes. Is. So. Hot.

Eva Mendes.  Is.  So.  Hot.

Someone's watching Jay Leno.

 

Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . .

Someone's watching Jay Leno.

 

Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . .

You mean there were words coming out of her mouth?

Someone's watching Jay Leno.

 

Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . .

Two different baseball forums...

 

Wow Eve Mendez is hot....

 

She sure is stupid though.

 

Who Cares.

 

/I'm still watching baseball. :wub Connor Jackson.

Stupid story of the day: In a moving tram, a Japanese woman loses her stroller when a Disneyland tram starts up around a corner. What does she do? Proceeds to walk straight out of the tram and go head first into the concrete. Lucky she wasn't killed. So kids, when the satfey person tells ya to stay in the tram until it comes to a complete stop, you f***ing do it.

 

Oh and this is what it's like posting from a VIP Club Lounge at LAX...............

 

They used to throw them across a horse. Now Texans just throw their dearly departed in the bed of a pick up. That's progress, I tell ya.

It will not be good in the rain, it leaks . . .

 

It's probably made of teflon as well.

They used to throw them across a horse.  Now Texans just throw their dearly departed in the bed of a pick up.  That's progress, I tell ya.

Hell pards, it was just a bayou booger from Louisiana, he wasn't a Texan

 

July 12, 2005

 

 

Today's list was originally published on February 7, 1997.

 

 

      The Top 5 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare

 

 

5> "Greetings to you, fair sailor."

 

4> "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"

 

3> "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"

 

2> "O!  Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me

    divine thy weight."

 

 

        and TopFive.com's Number 1 Pick-Up Line

            Used by William Shakespeare...

 

 

1> "Do me, or not do me.  THAT is the question."

 

 

 

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I am currently locked in my apartment.

 

I had to call work and tell them I would be late.

 

Because I am locked IN my apartment.

I am currently locked in my apartment.

 

I had to call work and tell them I would be late.

 

Because I am locked IN my apartment.

cuffed to the bed

I am currently locked in my apartment.

 

I had to call work and tell them I would be late.

 

Because I am locked IN my apartment.

Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve??

Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve?? 

 

I'll bring some tortillas

I got my coffee table, I'm fine.

Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve?? 

 

It is interesting you mentioned sliced luncheon meat, I was thinking his story was baloney.

So do we get CNN updates like the girl in Texas who fell down the well? Somebody get a camera crew over to Wino's!

So do we get CNN updates like the girl in Texas who fell down the well?  Somebody get a camera crew over to Wino's!

 

I'm going back to Chicago for a long weekend and was trying to figure out how to best get my cat home (too long to leave her alone), and I was just going to put her in my laundry hamper since her little vet cage is way too small, but then, at Big Lots today I found a cheap big carrier. Which means, hopefully, she won't be whining for the whole 11 hour drive. Hurray!

 

 

Fortunately, they let me out after 20 minutes... turns out the latch in the door knob was broken.

Don't you love it when a 15 hour flight turns into a 21 hour flight instead, because of the Airline / Pilot's incompetence?

Don't you love it when a 15 hour flight turns into a 21 hour flight instead, because of the Airline / Pilot's incompetence?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, LUCKY! That's, like, my favorite!

I volunteer for this respite program and sit with old people while their caregiver runs errands or just takes a break. Today I was wearing a skirt (it would pass the Catholic school test for length, so I wasn't being indecent) and this old lady, was like, "Look at her legs! They're so strong! You have such wonderful legs." For the entire time I was there. I was flattered (she wasn't blind), but my legs are definitely nothing to rave about for 3 hours. It was so funny, though, she just would stare at them. Next time I go there I'm wearing long pants.

 

Although, my self esteem is significantly higher now than it was before I went over there. . .

I volunteer for this respite program and sit with old people while their caregiver runs errands or just takes a break. Today I was wearing a skirt (it would pass the Catholic school test for length, so I wasn't being indecent) and this old lady, was like, "Look at her legs! They're so strong! You have such wonderful legs." For the entire time I was there. I was flattered (she wasn't blind), but my legs are definitely nothing to rave about for 3 hours. It was so funny, though, she just would stare at them. Next time I go there I'm wearing long pants.

 

Although, my self esteem is significantly higher now than it was before I went over there. . .

 

you're gonna have to post a picture now so we can see what all the hoopla was about...

you're gonna have to post a picture now so we can see what all the hoopla was about...  

I can assure you the hoopla was unwarrented. I just found it funny that she was so incredibly fixated on my legs. Odd.

I can assure you the hoopla was unwarrented. I just found it funny that she was so incredibly fixated on my legs. Odd. 

Maybe she's looking for replacement parts?

 

Sounds like a good horror flick... Frankengranny and the House of Respite