February 10, 200521 yr http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=7595038 LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
February 10, 200521 yr OMG! That is hysterical. Not that someone had their ball ripped off, just the verbal exchange.
February 10, 200521 yr She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." WTF? That's just...wow.
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 09:23 PM) http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=7595038 LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Then isn't supposed to be the guy who does something like this?
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(Man Of Steel @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) how can you let a woman rip your balls off :headshake Figuratively, that is the case for most married men.
February 10, 200521 yr That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently
February 10, 200521 yr Author QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently Yea.. "That's a fan" or something like that is the thread title.
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently Yeah, but, this one is worse, IMO.
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently That fan was devoted, yes. But she upped the ante by sticking the testicle in her mouth. :puke
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:42 PM) That fan was devoted, yes. But she upped the ante by sticking the testicle in her mouth. :puke Exactly. This story is f***ed up.
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:47 PM) It could be worse... Hold on, I'm thinking... nope...That is worse. :puke C'mon now Ribbie. At least it was just one testicle instead of both. /always look on the bright side of life
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:52 PM) C'mon now Ribbie. At least it was just one testicle instead of both. /always look on the bright side of life You're right! Here's to "One Nut Jeff"!
February 10, 200521 yr I thought I new some girls with anger problems...this puts things into perspective.
February 10, 200521 yr Didn't that fan cut his off? I just can't imagine one being ripped off. It would require a signficant amount of force.
February 10, 200521 yr I'm glad she's sent to jail. It should be fore longer too. I don't find this funny one bit.
February 10, 200521 yr QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 04:49 PM) Didn't that fan cut his off? I just can't imagine one being ripped off. It would require a signficant amount of force. yeah...one that's cut off is cut at the end.....ripped off usually means that more comes with it....I don't want to know if that's what happened....pulling everything out that goes with the left one.....fdksaljgl;khgdoafghoa :puke :headshake
February 11, 200521 yr I think I literally would've died going into shock. I don't think it's really funny at all. It'd be beyond painful. That's on the list of things you "Just Don't Do".
February 11, 200521 yr QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 08:50 PM) I think I literally would've died going into shock. I don't think it's really funny at all. It'd be beyond painful. That's on the list of things you "Just Don't Do". Oh I know, I'd be dead too I think. Or passed out at least.
February 11, 200521 yr Two thoughts. 1. This lady wanted some and By God she was gonna get some. 2. The guy never should have said, "I'd give my left nut if you'd just go away."
February 11, 200521 yr QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 11, 2005 -> 04:44 AM) 2. The guy never should have said, "I'd give my left nut if you'd just go away." You beat me to it.
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