durring mondays game at home, ill be doing something "special" that will gauarnte me to be on TV

 

for those of you who have a tv card in your computer, please record, as i want a record of this soon to be 15 seconds of fame.

 

gracsis amigos

until then, specualte as to how ill make an ass (or hero) out of myself

peace

-t

We gotta streaker in the building

We gotta streaker in the building

I had guy falling down the stairs behind the batters box, but hey whatever's good.

Attack an umpire? Or 80 year old first base coach.

durring mondays game at home, ill be doing something "special" that will gauarnte me to be on TV 

 

for those of you who have a tv card in your computer, please record, as i want a record of this soon to be 15 seconds of fame.

 

gracsis amigos

until then, specualte as to how ill make an ass (or hero) out of myself

peace

-t

I have MLB.TV, so I can reproduce any images from your game. My dad and I were on TV for a good 10 seconds at the game we went to, which was prettty funny to see.

My guess: he's gonna flash the camera showing everyone his deformed 3rd nipple.

Hawk will comment.

durring mondays game at home, ill be doing something "special" that will gauarnte me to be on TV 

 

for those of you who have a tv card in your computer, please record, as i want a record of this soon to be 15 seconds of fame.

 

gracsis amigos

until then, specualte as to how ill make an ass (or hero) out of myself

peace

-t

I didn't hear anything more about this hi8is. Now that the White Sox are safely many many miles away, could you share your plot, and what happened?

 

That’s assuming you're not in jail.

 

I didn't hear anything more about this hi8is.  Now that the White Sox are safely many many miles away, could you share your plot, and what happened? 

 

That’s assuming you're not in jail.

 

 

Haven't seen hi8is around the board these past couple days. I'm beginning to think he's been incarcerated.

eh, i got arested before i had the chance... i was almost there, but damn, they got me before i even got in the park

 

see, what i was going to do, was take a huge smoke bomb and then run onto the field and into the visitors dugout, then set off the smoke bomb... then run out onto the field with a sign that said

 

"go sox! www.soxtalk.com - smoke the competition out!"

 

but i couldnt get the ingredints for the smoke bomb throught the gates, and it turns out that sulfate cabonite is illegal in arizona

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

 

 

well, honestly, i just got home 3 days ago and ive been super pooped out and havent made the time to update

 

once i get my camera working, ill post a cool write up with pictures

peace

-t

eh, i got arested before i had the chance... i was almost there, but damn, they got me before i even got in the park

 

see, what i was going to do, was take a huge smoke bomb and then run onto the field and into the visitors dugout, then set off the smoke bomb... then run out onto the field with a sign that said

 

"go sox! www.soxtalk.com - smoke the competition out!"

 

but i couldnt get the ingredints for the smoke bomb throught the gates, and it turns out that sulfate cabonite is illegal in arizona

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

well, honestly, i just got home 3 days ago and ive been super pooped out and havent made the time to update

 

once i get my camera working, ill post a cool write up with pictures

peace

-t

 

 

LMAO!

eh, i got arested before i had the chance... i was almost there, but damn, they got me before i even got in the park

 

see, what i was going to do, was take a huge smoke bomb and then run onto the field and into the visitors dugout, then set off the smoke bomb... then run out onto the field with a sign that said

 

"go sox! www.soxtalk.com - smoke the competition out!"

 

but i couldnt get the ingredints for the smoke bomb throught the gates, and it turns out that sulfate cabonite is illegal in arizona

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

well, honestly, i just got home 3 days ago and ive been super pooped out and havent made the time to update

 

once i get my camera working, ill post a cool write up with pictures

peace

-t

 

eh, i got arested before i had the chance... i was almost there, but damn, they got me before i even got in the park

 

see, what i was going to do, was take a huge smoke bomb and then run onto the field and into the visitors dugout, then set off the smoke bomb... then run out onto the field with a sign that said

 

"go sox! www.soxtalk.com - smoke the competition out!"

 

but i couldnt get the ingredints for the smoke bomb throught the gates, and it turns out that sulfate cabonite is illegal in arizona

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

well, honestly, i just got home 3 days ago and ive been super pooped out and havent made the time to update

 

once i get my camera working, ill post a cool write up with pictures

peace

-t

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You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

why thank you sir, i commend your amazing observations... no matter how moronic they may be.

why thank you sir, i commend your amazing observations... no matter how moronic they may be.

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Well, I'm not the one who just spent 5 days in state prision. Would you like a cookie for your efforts?

Edited April 2, 200521 yr by Jabroni

Well, I'm not the one who just spent 5 days in state prision.   Would you like a cookie for your efforts?

i think you need to take a basic reading retention class

i think you need to take a basic reading retention class

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Sorry, even joking about hopping on the field isn't funny. Sox fans got such a bad rep from the Gamboa incident.

Sorry, even joking about hopping on the field isn't funny.  Sox fans got such a bad rep from the Gamboa incident.

 

 

Sheriff Joe had him in the tent city wearing pink and eating bologna sandwiches.

 

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

 

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

 

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

 

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

 

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

 

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

 

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

 

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

 

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

 

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

 

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

 

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

 

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

 

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."

 

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Edited April 3, 200521 yr by southsideirish71

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

 

 

You only go to state prison if you are seving a jail sentence of 1 year or more.

eh, i got arested before i had the chance... i was almost there, but damn, they got me before i even got in the park

 

see, what i was going to do, was take a huge smoke bomb and then run onto the field and into the visitors dugout, then set off the smoke bomb... then run out onto the field with a sign that said

 

"go sox! www.soxtalk.com - smoke the competition out!"

 

but i couldnt get the ingredints for the smoke bomb throught the gates, and it turns out that sulfate cabonite is illegal in arizona

 

i just spent 5 days in state prision there

fun

well, honestly, i just got home 3 days ago and ive been super pooped out and havent made the time to update

 

once i get my camera working, ill post a cool write up with pictures

peace

-t

 

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off, because it is so stupid...

A lot of people here have no sense of sarcasm.

A lot of people here have no sense of sarcasm.

scarsam? whats that?

scarsam? whats that?

Exactly.

if i could just find my damn camea cable to upload my pictures, id be ok for a real update

damn it

send me your USB cable