Murderer's Row right here.

I dare you to find a more powerful man than Pujols.  That man hits homeruns that would be weak fly balls on the back of the infield by any other man.

Presumably we're excluding chemically altered people.

who started the ASG game last year?

Does Buehrle go 1-2-3? I bet he does

The AL East isn't represented well enough.

yeah wheres derek jeter, and jeremy giambi

who started the ASG game last year?

clemens vs mulder i believe

Warming up in the bullpen, from the Chicago White Sox, starting pitcher Mark Buehrle!

ARod

Ortiz

Manny

Tejada

Vlad

 

Presumably we're excluding chemically altered people.

 

I dont even know if most chemically altered people are as strong as Pujols. That guys chest and shoulders are absolutely humungous

ARod

Ortiz

Manny

Tejada

Vlad

 

Got some pretty easy outs right there.

I-rod looks like such a little b**** now that he's off the roids.

I dare you to find a more powerful man than Pujols.  That man hits homeruns that would be weak fly balls on the back of the infield by any other man.

Off his bat balls never look like they're going out of the park and then they're 400 feet away from home plate, it's crazy.

I-rod looks like such a little b**** now that he's off the roids.

I could take him.

I-rod looks like such a little b**** now that he's off the roids.

 

hm. I thought he was a little b**** when he was on the roids.....

I could take him. 

You couldn't take a blind folded, one armed David Eckstein.

Who the f*** was yelling toward the end of the moment of silence. You talk about classless.

Who the f*** was yelling toward the end of the moment of silence. You talk about classless.

 

It's Detroit

You couldn't take a blind folded, one armed David Eckstein.

I could kick your ass.

Wait, they're gonna play a game!!?!??!?!

I could kick your ass. 

Thursday, at the swingset after school.

It's Detroit

 

 

A place where they burn the town down every Haloween.

 

f***ing savages.

let's see, already been 35 minutes of fluff, how much longer?

let's see, already been 35 minutes of fluff, how much longer?

When they come back from commercial, Buehrle better be on the bump.

If MB gives up 5 runs in his outing I could care less just as long as he Ks Derek Lee.

*Yawn* Start the damn game.