jonny needs to pitch out of this to have ANY chance to win 20, which seemed like a lock when he was 8-0

 

No offense to you, but I hope that this year has taught all Sox fans there's no such thing as "a lock" in sports.

Blake grounds into a DP. SWEET

f*** YES!!!! WAY TO PITCH OUT OF IT JONNY!!!

Big pitch by Garland. He avoided the killer blow that inning.

Now, let's use this momentum and at least score one.

Jon Garland you f***ing GOD.

HUGE!!!!!! SCORE SOME FOCKING RUNS!!!!

ATTA BOY JONNY

It is too bad for you that they cannot hit to save their lives

Well if that doesn't give us MO, nothing will.

Score some f***ing runs now sox!!!

Way to be Jon.

Lets pick him up now offense.

::sigh of relief::

After that, if the Sox don't score some runs... I'm out.

Ozzie never had the infield in last night...?

 

But he should have in the ninth.

 

HOLY s***! NOW WAKE THE f*** UP OFFENSE!

BOO YAH. C'mon that's the momentum we need offense.

If the offense pisses away that momentum I might just have to pound the hell out of something with my other hand

jonny has given us more than Freddie or Mark

 

let's reward him

Well if that doesn't give us MO, nothing will.

 

Wait, we just acquired Mo Vaughn? f*** yeah, he can be our number 3 hitter.

We need to score this inning that was a huge momentum shifter lets go SOX

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

 

Somewhere after midnight

In my wildest fantasies

Somewhere just beyond my reach

There's someone reaching back for me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

 

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning strikes the sea

I would swear that there's someone somewhere watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain

and the storm and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

If the offense pisses away that momentum I might just have to pound the hell out of something with my other hand

 

That'll teach em

95 pitches for Garland through 7.

 

75 pitches for Elarton through 6.

If the offense pisses away that momentum I might just have to pound the hell out of something with my other hand

 

Don't break a hand, break a finger. With a little over 10 games left in the season, you're going to need everyone one of those fingers.

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

 

Somewhere after midnight

In my wildest fantasies

Somewhere just beyond my reach

There's someone reaching back for me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

 

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning strikes the sea

I would swear that there's someone somewhere watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain

and the storm and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

 

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light

He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Larger than life

No one was singing tonight. Thats why we havent scored yet

Wait, we just acquired Mo Vaughn?  f*** yeah, he can be our number 3 hitter.

Talk about a guy with a piano on his back...