WinningUgly85 Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 (edited) Cub fans are so jealous of our success they go on about stupid excuses. My friend typed this up in his blog. What should I say back? Any suggestions? Top Ten Reasons Why the White Sox Still Suck? 1. They can't speak english 2. Sox belong on my feet 3. They need to go out of this country for talent 4. They didn't play against the angels best pitcher,for long,: roberto colon(injured) 5. They didn't play against,for long, Roger Clemens(injured) 6. The Red Sox best pitcher in game 1 of the playoffs in round one was matt clement, he sucks. 7. Minute Maid park roof was open, so Astros got screwed. 8. A.J. Persinski ran to first when he shouldnt of and got the call. 9. They got lucky. 10. CUBS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______ I should tell him its spelled Pierzynski Edited October 29, 2005 by WinningUgly85 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 ROBERTO COLON? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo's Drinker Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Send a picture of us celebrating. Your friend needs to grow up in many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frahungski Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 that is pretty rough. if he's putting that up for people to read, i don't think any countermeasures are required. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Top Ten Reasons Why the White Sox Still Suck? 1. They can't speak english -- Yeah, it's not like a White Sox player sat in front of Congress and fiegned ignorace of the English language. See #8. 2. Sox belong on my feet 3. They need to go out of this country for talent -- See #1. And Neifi Perez. Santo is playing 3B in '06. 4. They didn't play against the angels best pitcher,for long,: roberto colon(injured) -- Roberto? OK. Who is that? 5. They didn't play against,for long, Roger Clemens(injured) -- Bulls***. He's a pussy who couldn't take getting his ass handed to him on a nation stage. 6. The Red Sox best pitcher in game 1 of the playoffs in round one was matt clement, he sucks. -- Agreed. So. 7. Minute Maid park roof was open, so Astros got screwed. -- LOL Are you kidding? 8. A.J. Persinski ran to first when he shouldnt of and got the call. -- Should of, Are you kidding me? Of is a verb now? 9. They got lucky. -- YEP -- 110 wins of luck. 10. CUBS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- Dude, they finished behind the Brewers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(WinningUgly85 @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) 3. They need to go out of this country for talent If all else fails, you can play the race card. You'd also have a hard time finding a team WITHOUT any foreign players on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox-r-us Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 I would add to Gene's comment as follows: 6. The Red Sox best pitcher in game 1 of the playoffs in round one was matt clement, he sucks. -- Agreed. So. Anyone who plays for the Cubs seems to have some degree of suckitude to them....except Jon Garland....how is Matt Karchner doing for the Flubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(WinningUgly85 @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) 4. They didn't play against the angels best pitcher,for long,: roberto colon(injured) 8. A.J. Persinski ran to first when he shouldnt of and got the call. So Cubs fans can't spell? Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lab_nerd Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(WinningUgly85 @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) Cub fans are so jealous of our success they go on about stupid excuses. My friend typed this up in his blog. What should I say back? Any suggestions? Top Ten Reasons Why the White Sox Still Suck? 1. They can't speak english 2. Sox belong on my feet 3. They need to go out of this country for talent 4. They didn't play against the angels best pitcher,for long,: roberto colon(injured) 5. They didn't play against,for long, Roger Clemens(injured) 6. The Red Sox best pitcher in game 1 of the playoffs in round one was matt clement, he sucks. 7. Minute Maid park roof was open, so Astros got screwed. 8. A.J. Persinski ran to first when he shouldnt of and got the call. 9. They got lucky. 10. CUBS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______ I should tell him its spelled Pierzynski Say this 1. Neither can you 2. No, socks belong on your feet, not sox 3. Ok, so the one starter is Cuban, whats your point? Maybe the Cubs should look for out-of-nation talent too, then maybe they wont blow the the NLCS 4. But the Angels need to score as well, and they couldnt score anymore then we could 5. Roger Clemens is gettin really freaking old, and the scoring point from the Angels argument will fit here too. 6. We swept the Defending World Champs, so using the Red Sox isnt even an argument. 7. Arizona was forced to keep their roof open as well because of the awesome weather. Ozzie even suggested that they close it just so we could prove everyone wrong. 8. You make your own breaks, the catcher is suppoed to tag instinctively, so it was the catchers fault, and A.J.'s good thinking. 9. Everyone gets lucky. Always. Everygame, someone gets lucky. Thats just how it is. 10. Win a get to the World Series and dont blow a 3-1 lead, then we'll talk. Hope that helped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 You'd respond why? Just let it stand, it says everything w/o any assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 (edited) Laugh at him and chant "1908, 1908, 1908!" Edited October 29, 2005 by SSH2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Make new friends, ... oh yeah, and 1908, 1908, 1908 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(WinningUgly85 @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 04:12 PM) Cub fans are so jealous of our success they go on about stupid excuses. My friend typed this up in his blog. What should I say back? Any suggestions? Top Ten Reasons Why the White Sox Still Suck? 1. They can't speak english 2. Sox belong on my feet 3. They need to go out of this country for talent 4. They didn't play against the angels best pitcher,for long,: roberto colon(injured) 5. They didn't play against,for long, Roger Clemens(injured) 6. The Red Sox best pitcher in game 1 of the playoffs in round one was matt clement, he sucks. 7. Minute Maid park roof was open, so Astros got screwed. 8. A.J. Persinski ran to first when he shouldnt of and got the call. 9. They got lucky. 10. CUBS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______ I should tell him its spelled Pierzynski Ignore your friend and his atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar, think about last Wednesday and smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinningUgly85 Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:17 PM) Ignore your friend and his atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar, think about last Wednesday and smile. You guys are right. It just pisses me off to see someone trample all over our success. It is an act of hubris I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 You're friend is clearly stupid. We've all figured that out. Here are two good ways to just piss him off very badly (besides saying 1908). -Just keep laughing in his face as he tries to make an argument. -Repeat every argument he says in a high-pitched voice, mocking him. Sure, it's not mature, but we're the f***ing world champions. We don't care. And it's sure to piss him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 This guy is one of the main reasons the "blogosphere" is completely lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 QUOTE(WinningUgly85 @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:26 PM) You guys are right. It just pisses me off to see someone trample all over our success. It is an act of hubris I tell you. No, it's an act of f***tardery, an act of s***headitude, and an act of dumbassedness. Pay no attention to the cackling hens. Just remember two things: "Weeneen ees fung and fung ees weeneen" And "Dee beer tayss bedder wenn yoo ween" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Their best pitcher was of Latin descent(Carlos Zambrano). I don't know how much longer that guy should be your friend. Seems pretty stupid to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Respond to each "point" he makes with this: "2005 World Champion Chicago White Sox" That ought to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry&JimmyRocked Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 29, 2005 -> 05:11 PM) Make new friends, ... oh yeah, and 1908, 1908, 1908 ... so THIS is gonna be the chant at the crosstown classics from now on huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 QUOTE(Harry&JimmyRocked @ Oct 30, 2005 -> 12:40 AM) so THIS is gonna be the chant at the crosstown classics from now on huh? I can't think of anything more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry&JimmyRocked Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 19-08 *clap clap clapclapclap* we'll have that little ditty for decades to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomSlowik Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) The 1908 chant is pretty good. Obviously so is the 2005 World Champion Chicago White Sox response. A couple of others: Ask him what country Carlos Zambrano, Aramis Ramirez, Sammy Sosa, Sergio Mitre, Angel Guzman, Neifi Perez, Julio Zuleta, Henry Rodriguez, Hee Sop Choi, that Korean guy that beaned the condor (something like Jun- Seung Pak) and any other foreigners I forgot are from. In my opinion the more obscure the player reference the better, because you could also show that you know more about his team than he does. Laugh at whatever response he comes up with. Another possible response is, "Well, your manager did say that Latin players are conditioned to play better in heat." Another of my personal favorites is to ask him how many current Cubs' players he can name. I find that about half of them stall around 5, roughly 80 percent can't get to ten. Ask him how many beers he'd had when he posted. Follow this by saying, "Judging by your spelling and grammer, I'd guess you were about to kill the 12 pack." Another one would be something like ,"I don't know anyone named Roberto Colon, so we'd probably have beat him anyways if he pitched." Or you could go with the logical approach (usually doesn't work with Cubs' fans, but worth a shot) and say, "Colon wouldn't have pitched until game 4 anyways, when we were already up 2-1. Even if he wins that start, the series is tied at 2 with mediocre pitchers going in the next two games." Another response would be,"We had Colon before, and he wasn't exactly Cy Young. Frankly, we decided he wasn't worth paying $12 million a year, which the Angels should have done as well." Edited October 31, 2005 by ZoomSlowik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 This is one of those "average baseball fans" I was referring to in the other thread yesterday. To solve this problem, just kick him in the nuts. That oughta do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) I love how he takes a shot at Clement yet when he was on the Cubs, every Cub fan thought he was the next ace in the MLB and they all wore his goatee s***. Edited October 31, 2005 by SoxFan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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