What a wierd way to die.

That has to be a 2006 Darwin winner.

We have ourselves a Darwin Award Finalist.

 

EDIT: Damn, got beat to the punch!

Edited March 6, 200620 yr by whitesoxfan101

No, that's an Earl Hickey award winner.

 

That's Karma, b****!

 

He drops his girlfriend off at work, then uses her car to pick up some other chickenhead,. Then has sex with said chickenhead in his girlfriend's car.

 

The only thing that would make this story better is if it was an episode of Cheaters™. Joey Greco would be standing there, portable video player in hand. "Do you wanna see where he went when he said he had to use your car to visit his grandma?"

I find these stories to be depressing, not for the stupidity of human beings, but because of the unnecessary deaths and the pain they bring, as well as for the pain that this will undoubtedly cause the guy's girlfriend. It's kind of silly, but whenever something like this happens my first reaction is to laugh and my first thought is of the family.

 

How's his girlfriend going to feel? I'll bet she'll never drive that car again, or trust a boyfriend to take her car.

 

Not that I don't think this story is funny -- it is -- but I like this kind of thing more in movies than in real life.

How's his girlfriend going to feel? I'll bet she'll never drive that car again, or trust a boyfriend to take her car.

Let's be honest. He was a 23 year old, who died having sex in a car. With a 17 year old. That wasn't his girlfriend.

 

Even though it wasn't explicitly stated in the article, we can easily glean the following:

This guy didn't have a car. (Why else was he borrowing his GF's car to pick up chicks)

He was living in his mom's basement. (Step #1 to moving out of mom's basement is a car. Earl did not meet this prerequisite.)

The girlfriend in question was also under the age of 18. (Her name was withheld)

He had a mustache.

He was a loser who was preying on the naivety of teenage girls. (There was a reason he wasn't seeing girls his own age. And it's not because 17 year old have perkier tits. 23 year tits are plenty perky.)

 

The girl is better off without him.

That may all be true, GHC, but the sad fact is that the girlfriend is most likely going to get messed up from this.

She might blame herself for the death, such as "what was I not doing that made him look to cheat on me?"

or she might have trouble trusting anyone again, which is understandable to me.

 

It really is a sad story, as dumb as the deaths are on the surface.

Let's be honest. He was a 23 year old, who died having sex in a car. With a 17 year old. That wasn't his girlfriend.

 

Even though it wasn't explicitly stated in the article, we can easily glean the following:

This guy didn't have a car. (Why else was he borrowing his GF's car to pick up chicks)

He was living in his mom's basement. (Step #1 to moving out of mom's basement is a car. Earl did not meet this prerequisite.)

The girlfriend in question was also under the age of 18. (Her name was withheld)

He had a mustache.

He was a loser who was preying on the naivety of teenage girls. (There was a reason he wasn't seeing girls his own age. And it's not because 17 year old have perkier tits. 23 year tits are plenty perky.)

 

The girl is better off without him.

 

I didn't see anything to lead me to assume that his girlfriend was also underage. I do love your take on the story, mate. It makes me laugh and you're probably right. But loser or not, s***bag though he is, I'm sure the girlfriend's going to feel pretty awkward for awhile, to say the least!

 

EDIT

 

That may all be true, GHC, but the sad fact is that the girlfriend is most likely going to get messed up from this.

She might blame herself for the death, such as "what was I not doing that made him look to cheat on me?"

or she might have trouble trusting anyone again, which is understandable to me.

 

It really is a sad story, as dumb as the deaths are on the surface.

 

Yeah, that's the thing that made it sad for me, too.

Edited March 6, 200620 yr by Gregory Pratt

That may all be true, GHC, but the sad fact is that the girlfriend is most likely going to get messed up from this.

She might blame herself for the death, such as "what was I not doing that made him look to cheat on me?"

or she might have trouble trusting anyone again, which is understandable to me.

It's all in how you look at it. She was gonna be messed up by the guy anyway, probably better off that they didn't last until Prom night, when he would have knocked her up after telling her 'it felt better without the condom.'

It's all in how you look at it. She was gonna be messed up by the guy anyway, probably better off that they didn't last until Prom night, when he would have knocked her up after telling her 'it felt better without the condom.'

Entirely possible.

In that scenario, she'd have a life on her hands and not a death on her mind.

Just a shame that someone that young won't be able to forget that guy forever.

Most kids get to move past their dumb young relationships. She won't.

That's all I'm saying, I'm not trying to chastise anyone for mocking the way they died. I'm just relaying the way the story made me feel, that's all.

Let's be honest. He was a 23 year old, who died having sex in a car. With a 17 year old. That wasn't his girlfriend.

 

Even though it wasn't explicitly stated in the article, we can easily glean the following:

This guy didn't have a car. (Why else was he borrowing his GF's car to pick up chicks)

He was living in his mom's basement. (Step #1 to moving out of mom's basement is a car. Earl did not meet this prerequisite.)

The girlfriend in question was also under the age of 18. (Her name was withheld)

He had a mustache.

He was a loser who was preying on the naivety of teenage girls. (There was a reason he wasn't seeing girls his own age. And it's not because 17 year old have perkier tits. 23 year tits are plenty perky.)

 

The girl is better off without him.

 

LMAO! Cheat finds the real reasons, you just have to look for them. The only bigger clue we could have on this case would be if the guy had a mullet. A moustache is usually a dead giveaway tho.

Clearly a case of a guy misunderstanding the term auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What's with all the 'stache hate?

What's with all the 'stache hate?

Hmmm....somebody have a 'stache, perhaps???

Talk about Karma. Wow what a dumbass on so many levels.

jeeze guys, just laugh at the death and move on.

My great grandpa was so sad about the death of his first wife, then the death of his second wife, he committed suicide by closing the garage door and keeping the car on.

wow this thread has become...depressing.

wow this thread has become...depressing.

 

I wasn't trying to make it depressing, it just brings back a black spot in my families past.

 

And Knighni with the save!

 

KICK SAVE......................AND A BEAUTY!!!!

 

*semi thread hijack* I think that Steve Berthiume (sp?) guy got hired by the upcoming new Mets T.V. station. Sucks, he was one of the few ESPN people I liked.