June 19, 200619 yr The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop. heres the all-time high point from this week... With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of. -- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz.
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:34 PM) The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop. heres the all-time high point from this week... With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of. -- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz. its a girl girls know nothing about baseball
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball And you know nothing about the opposite sex.
June 19, 200619 yr Author QUOTE(Dam8610 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 04:49 PM) I think that's what's known as a joke.
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball Thread Winner.
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:09 PM) And you know nothing about the opposite sex. here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women And they can spot a loser even on an internet bulletin board -- at least, this girl can. You're kinda icky. But then, you've been told that before by girls, I'm sure.
June 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women You are something I never want to be and I thank you for showing me that there are still idiots in the world.
June 20, 200619 yr Wow, didnt see the sexist twist in this plot. Im gonna have to keep an eye on this....
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) Trust me, this is simply not true.
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(qwerty @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Trust me, this is simply not true. No offense Kalapse, eventhough you edged me out in FBB last week.
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball I acctually know a lot of female's that know thier baseball..... I guarentee my mom would make your 2 pubes fall off with how much she knows. Good luck in college trying to get some ass...... there's always GHB
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(qwerty @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Trust me, this is simply not true. That was a very awkward situation. <_>
June 20, 200619 yr you people seriously need to lighten up its called a joke :rolly at least a few people on these boards have a sense of humor, but gosh darnit crack a smile every once in a while.
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 08:21 PM) you people seriously need to lighten up its called a joke :rolly at least a few people on these boards have a sense of humor, but gosh darnit crack a smile every once in a while. I will when you post something funny.
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(henry wiggins @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 08:56 PM) I will when you post something funny. hot damn! gg
June 20, 200619 yr In the rush to sexism and accusations of Losery, I think you've all missed the most important news found in this thread: our centerfield problem is OVA! Garland for Centerfield: He homered once. How can we lose?!
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(chitownsportsfan @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:01 PM) LOL, this thread has taken a GREAT turn. I can't wait till Steff sees it. I predict one of these will make an appearance: or
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