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The Javy Vasquez Song


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[to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"]

 

Is this 2005?

Is this just fantasy?

Detroit's in first place

There goes our Central lead

 

Open your eyes

Adios to the prize, we'll see...

 

My name is Vasquez, I have velocity

Because I'm number five, that's my role,

To re-create the '04 hole

Anyway the pitch goes, doesn't really matter to me... to me...

 

Ozzie, just killed a drive

Left B-Mac in the pen, left my lame ass in instead

Ozzie, we're not yet begun

But now I've gone and thrown the sixth away...

 

Ozzie, ooooo oooo oooo ooo, didn't mean to make Coop cry

If I'm not going six again tomorrow, carry on, carry on...

Nothing really matters

 

Too late [the SIXTH, COUGH], my time has come

Throw my sinker in the dirt, and my curveball where it hurts

Goodbye, to our lead, it's got to go...

Gotta get us well behind then take the bench

 

Ozzie, oooo oooo ooo ooo, it's not that I don't try

It's just that I am made out of tin foil.. carry on, carry on...

 

[interlude]

 

I see a steaming, Ken Williams of a man

With a phone! With a phone! Paging Al Soriano

July deadline is tightening, very very frightening me

Soriano! [soriano] Soriano [soriano!]

Soriano magnifico, er uh ohhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh...

 

I'm just the new guy, my name is Riske

He's just a pen guy, with so-so stuff we got out East

Sparing poor Jenks from what was Cliff Politte

 

Inning five, inning six, will you let me go?

[Ozzie, unintelligble] We will not let you go!

[Rest of the bench] Let him go!

[Ozzie]: We will not let you go!

[All of the fans]: Let him go!

[Ozzie]: We will not let you go

[God, the president of the U.S., even the leader of Hezbollah, rest of the world]: Let him go!

[Ozzie]: We will not let you go!

 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no NO!

 

Oh Tadahito Tatahito Tadahito let him go!

 

The South Side club has a footnote put aside for me, for me, for ME>........

 

[head banging ensues]

 

So you think you can throw slop and still get bye?

So you think you can just do the five and dive?

 

Oh, Javy, can't do this to me, Javy

Just gotta get out of, just gotta get out of the sixth...

 

Nothing really matters,

Past the fifth you'll see...

Nothing really maters--nothing really matters, you'll see

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QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 02:24 PM)
I like it, mate. I'm a big fan of that sort of thing. I've mocked Freddy Garcia with a parody of Back to the Future (in the Catchall Thread) and SoxTalk members with a mix of Enter the Sandman, so good work, tiger. :)

 

 

Very Clever, totally good for a laugh. Brother, I gotta tell you, if that was on any other site, the guy wouldve got reamed bigtime, heh heh. Well Done.

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QUOTE(Hangar18 @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 04:23 PM)
Very Clever, totally good for a laugh. Brother, I gotta tell you, if that was on any other site, the guy wouldve got reamed bigtime, heh heh. Well Done.

 

 

All in fun; I totally want Javy and the team to succeed.

 

:drink

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QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Jul 31, 2006 -> 04:25 PM)
All in fun; I totally want Javy and the team to succeed.

 

:drink

 

Oh I know it was in fun man, we need to laugh at something. I just think other groups of uptight SOX "fans" would not have been pleased and wouldnt have taken it for what it was ......just Good Fun

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Copy that. Yeah, I would have gotten my ass banned for that one in a FLASH.

 

Ahhh... freedom of speech. It's a great thing, ain't it?

 

When Javy pulls it together we can write a nice song about him. Or a really mean one about Freddy... ;)

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