Apparently Ames is being hit by a small tropical storm. It has now rained pretty much steadily for the last 24 hours, and now the winds are hovering between 15 and 35.

 

Though, I guess that'd be a depression.

If it's Iowa, Depression had set in YEARS ago on it's own.

Damn Damn Damn make the voices go away. I have

 

And I hope that you are having the time of your life

But think twice, that's my only advice

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,

Ha ha ha bless your soul

You really think you're in control

 

Well, I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy

Just like me

 

stuck in my head and it.won't.stop

 

 

So my step brother won over 6 grand last night playing online poker.

I drove home today for a long weekend and I'm always amazed by a couple of things:

1.) Does Ohio ever end? Because it feels like a never ending wasteland to me

2.) Best part of Indiana? 70mph speed limit on the thruway

3.) Why does Illinois even post speed limits? No one ever goes under 75 anyway.

So my step brother won over 6 grand last night playing online poker.

Which online site?

I drove home today for a long weekend and I'm always amazed by a couple of things:

1.) Does Ohio ever end? Because it feels like a never ending wasteland to me

You have to stack together roughly 3 Ohios to equal one Nebraska.

Which online site?

Not sure. He just texted me earlier today to tell me about it. I taught him to play poker way back in the day, I think I should get some of the winnings, but that's just me.

Blooooooooons.

Blooooooooons.

LOL, you owe me a few days of my life back.

Good news, I found out a Bloons 2 is coming out sometime soon.

You have to stack together roughly 3 Ohios to equal one Nebraska.

 

I don't need a sportscar and a giant handgun when we start comparing sizes of states . . .

I don't need a sportscar and a giant handgun when we start comparing sizes of states . . .

 

Yeah, but Alaska is still the John Holmes of it all.

Which online site?

 

The two I know initially off the top of my head that still allow it are Ultimate Bet and Bodog.

You have to stack together roughly 3 Ohios to equal one Nebraska.

 

 

Nebraska is Satan's midrift.

I very rarely drink soda but today I tried a Sprite Zero. Wow, what a clean tasting pop and it has zero sugar and zero carbs. I'll never have one again, but if you like clear pop, check it out.

Nebraska is Satan's midrift.

That would make Iowa... (checks map)... Satan's left armpit then, right?

Yeah, but Alaska is still the John Holmes of it all.

Meh, that's all ice. Eventually Texas crude, burned in Texas size SUVs, will reduce Alaska to the size of New Jersey.

Nebraska is Satan's midrift.

Who would have thought Satan was so boring?

That would make Iowa... (checks map)... Satan's left armpit then, right?

 

and the Dakota's his head or something

 

that's right, ya'll best not be messing with me or I'll throw some evil or something like that your way.

Good bit of political humor from France. This conservative Sarkosy fellow's campaign tag line is "Tout Devient Possible," which I read means everything is possible.

 

And so here's the satirical jab at him:

 

 

All of that translates to say:

 

"Together, without the poor, the foreigners, welfare recipients, the left, the extreme left, the communists, the homosexuals, the HIV+s, the disabled, the Ministries of Education and Culture, independent journalists, blacks, Arabs, and the guy who stole my wife, everything is possible."

 

Edited April 27, 200719 yr by FlaSoxxJim